Unless Hetalia wall scrolls count as owning something, I don't own anything.
*This is a bit of a upgraded version of this song.
Hetalia Cell Block Tango
And now...the four merry murderess of the Hetalia County Jail in their rendition of...the Cell Block Tango.
Hungary: Piano
Seychelles: England
Italy: Pasta
Belarus: Big Brother
Hungary: Piano
Seychelles: England
Italy: Pasta
Belarus: Big Brother
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there
If you had seen it
I bet'cha you would have done the same!
(Repeat opening phrases)
Hungary:
You know how some people have those habits that get you down?
Like Austria
Austria loved to play the piano
All the time
So one day, I came home and I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little sympathy here
And there's Austria
Sitting in the living room and playing his piano
The same song over and over!
So I told him, I said to him
"You play that piano one more time-"
And he did...
So I took Switzerland's gun off the wall and fired two warning shots
Into his head
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there
If you had heard it
I bet'cha you would have done the same!
Seychelles:
I met England when I first starting attending Hetalia Academy.
He told me I was his one colony, and we hit it off right away.
So we started living in the same dorm together.
He'd go out, attend a few meetings, come back, and I'd fix his drink as usual.
That's when I found out,
'One colony' he told me?
'One colony' my ass!
Not only was he dating me
Oh no...
He had four colonies.
One of those empires, you know?
So that night, when he got home
I fixed his drink as usual
You know...some nations just can't hold their arsenic
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime
Italy:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Just making some pasta for dinner
And in storms Germany in a jealous rage
"You've been screwing up on the battlefield" he said
He was crazy and he kept screaming
"You've been screwing up on battlefield!"
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times!
All:
If you had been there
If you had seen it
I bet'cha you would have done the same
Belarus:
I loved my dear big brother more than I could possibly imagine
He was a truly terrifying nation, but he wanted friends
He'd go out every night just looking for some friends
And along the way,
He found Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, and even Poland
I guess you could say that we broke up because of our differences
He just wanted some friends, and I wanted him dead!
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He had it coming all along
'Cause if he used us,
And he abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there
If you had seen it
I bet'cha you would have done the-
I bet'cha you would have done...
The same!
Hope you enjoyed! R&R