Title: Letters Of Bad News From Home
Author: AlwaysChanging
Pairings: Mentioning LeonxRinoa.
Warnings: Cheating and humor.
Disclaimer: As much as I would love to lay claim to Kingdom Hearts, I don't have the papers. And I'm kinda scared of working with devils. (lawyers) So I don't own anything.
Note: Funniness and cheating mentioned a lot.
Summary: Rinoa sends Leon a bad letter while he's away serving Radiant Gardens with Cloud. So what do they do?
Cloud and Leon were deployed to protect Radiant Gardens. While Leon was there he received a letter from his girlfriend, Rinoa. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. And, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So Leon Leonhardt did what any squared-away soldier would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women, mostly men though, he could find.
He then mailed about five pictures of women and fifty pictures of men, with clothes and without, to his now ex-girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please keep your picture and send
the rest back."
And, when he wrote to Aeris he put the norm then:
P.S. Note, what I sent Rinoa was Cloud's idea. He got it form Yuffie who got it from Sora that night Riku got him drunk.
And, when Cloud wrote to Yuffie he put the norm then:
P.S. You're a mad genius. I got to give him so much sympathy sex! I don't even think Rinoa did it that many times with him!
AC: Note, Cloud should never be called "innocent". Lol. Review.