Dear Abbi...
Everyone has heard of the famous Dear Abby column in the US! Now, what if there was a similar column here in Japan? What if the SD boys decided to write in? Is 'Abbi' really normal?...
You know the drill. I own nothing. Except the name. I copyright that. Idea's not even mine, how pathetic is that?
Dear Abbi,
I really really really like this girl in school. The problem is, she's in love with another basketball player. She's really nice and kind. What can I do to get her?
Basketball Genius
P.S- the other guy sucks.
Dear Basketball Genius,
KILL HER!! KILL HIM!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
All I want to do is sleep. But people keep bothering me.
Super Rookie
Dear Super Rookie
KILL EVERYONE!! THEY MUST NOT DISTURB ONE WHO IS SLEEPING!! SLEEP GIVES YOU ENERGY, SO ALL WHO DISTURBS SLEEPERS MUST DIE!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I'm really short, and everyone teases me about it. What should I do?
Shortie
Dear Shortie
KILL EVERYONE!!! NO ONE SHOULD BE HEIGHTIST!! THEY MUST DIE!!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I used to be in this...group....but I quit. I joined this club, and I guess I'm happy here, but my friends are pressurizing me to join back. And I don't want to. What should I do?
MVP
Dear MVP
KILL THEM!! YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD NEVER GIVE ONE PEER PRESSURE!! THEY DESERVE DEATH!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
This stupid freshman in school calls me this name I really don't like. Come to think of it, he gives everyone annoying nicknames. They might not mind but I do.
Gori
Dear Gori
KILL HIM!! CALLING PEOPLE NAMES IS A SERIOUS DAMAGE TO YOUR SELF-ESTEEM!! IN FACT, KILL EVERYONE!! THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR IGNORING THIS SERIOUS INFLICTION TO THEIR HEALTH!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I used to be one of the Starting Five of my school basketball team. Now because of four new members, I'm a bloody Reserve! I mean, come on! I'm the assistant leader? Just because I'm nice and give way to others doesn't mean I don't have any feelings!
Glasses
Dear Glasses
WATCH BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!! HE ALWAYS MAKE MY PROBLEMS GO AWAY!! AFTER THAT, YOU CAN KILL ALL OF THEM SO YOU CAN BE IN THE STARTING FIVE AGAIN!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Don't kill me. Please. I haven't written a second chapter yet~
kKk
Everyone has heard of the famous Dear Abby column in the US! Now, what if there was a similar column here in Japan? What if the SD boys decided to write in? Is 'Abbi' really normal?...
You know the drill. I own nothing. Except the name. I copyright that. Idea's not even mine, how pathetic is that?
Dear Abbi,
I really really really like this girl in school. The problem is, she's in love with another basketball player. She's really nice and kind. What can I do to get her?
Basketball Genius
P.S- the other guy sucks.
Dear Basketball Genius,
KILL HER!! KILL HIM!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
All I want to do is sleep. But people keep bothering me.
Super Rookie
Dear Super Rookie
KILL EVERYONE!! THEY MUST NOT DISTURB ONE WHO IS SLEEPING!! SLEEP GIVES YOU ENERGY, SO ALL WHO DISTURBS SLEEPERS MUST DIE!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I'm really short, and everyone teases me about it. What should I do?
Shortie
Dear Shortie
KILL EVERYONE!!! NO ONE SHOULD BE HEIGHTIST!! THEY MUST DIE!!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I used to be in this...group....but I quit. I joined this club, and I guess I'm happy here, but my friends are pressurizing me to join back. And I don't want to. What should I do?
MVP
Dear MVP
KILL THEM!! YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD NEVER GIVE ONE PEER PRESSURE!! THEY DESERVE DEATH!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Dear Abbi
This stupid freshman in school calls me this name I really don't like. Come to think of it, he gives everyone annoying nicknames. They might not mind but I do.
Gori
Dear Gori
KILL HIM!! CALLING PEOPLE NAMES IS A SERIOUS DAMAGE TO YOUR SELF-ESTEEM!! IN FACT, KILL EVERYONE!! THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR IGNORING THIS SERIOUS INFLICTION TO THEIR HEALTH!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I used to be one of the Starting Five of my school basketball team. Now because of four new members, I'm a bloody Reserve! I mean, come on! I'm the assistant leader? Just because I'm nice and give way to others doesn't mean I don't have any feelings!
Glasses
Dear Glasses
WATCH BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!! HE ALWAYS MAKE MY PROBLEMS GO AWAY!! AFTER THAT, YOU CAN KILL ALL OF THEM SO YOU CAN BE IN THE STARTING FIVE AGAIN!!
Sincerely
Abbi
Don't kill me. Please. I haven't written a second chapter yet~
kKk