Okay so I'm here just to tell u the truth about the kingdom hearts characters. Since the first area you see is Destiny Islands, lets start with the people there. Selphie is clearly straight. Wakka and Titus are both gay. You can tell just by looking at them. I mean come on Wakka has got an earring in his right ear……GAY. Titus well……he's just gay. Sora and Riku love each other and they both try to hide it by saying they like Kairi but neither of them know that the other is gay. And here's the catch…..Kairi is a lezbo.
OK so now I'm taking you to the Disney Castle. Goofy, Donald…they are gay I mean there's two guys that spend more time with each other than with their wives COME ON. Chip and Dale are gay. That's obvious cuz two guys in a small room that they never come out of….they have a lot of time to do whatever they want if you know what I mean. Mickey is like they Yoda of Kingdom Hearts so he's safe and straight. Donald's wife is a lezbo. Mini Mouse is ok just cuz she's married to Mickey and he's a Jedi.
Now we go to Wonderland. Every1 there except the cat is either gay or lez so that takes care of that.
K now off to the coliseum. Well since they have all the "cups" as in sports of people so they all gay. Sephiroth is a bastard on steroids. I HATE THAT MOTHER FUCKER. Phil omg don't get me started on him and Hercules oooohhh man he is SOOOOOOOOOO! Gay.
Ok what's next um Arabia or wtvr that place is with Aladdin. Aladdin and Genie r cool so them are straight. Jaffar on the other hand is well…GAY.
What's next um Halloween Town? Well Jack is really the only one we can talk about here so he's cool.
That's all for now but um I will get the rest to you in do time so just hold your horses lol.