Chapter 1
~AT ELIZABETH'S HOUSE~
Ashley: -sleeping-
Elizabeth: -sleeping-
Alarm Clock: Beep, beep, beep –beeping continues-
Ashley: -hits alarm clock with baseball bat- DIE!!!
Alarm Clock: -keeps beeping-
Ashley: OH MY GOD!!!! –throws alarm clock against the wall-
Alarm Clock: -keeps beeping-
Ashley: AHHH!!!!! –throws alarm clock out window-
Alarm Clock: -flies back in-
Ashley: ARE YOU FREAKIN SERIOUS?!?!?!
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Ashley: Huh? Oh, killing your alarm clock.
Elizabeth: You're failing, aren't you?
Ashley: Nooo….
Elizabeth: Yes you are.
Ashley: Nooo…What would give you that idea?
Elizabeth: I got an anti-death alarm clock.
Ashley: A what?
Elizabeth: I kept destroying my alarm clocks so I got an unbreakable one.
Ashley: Oh….
Elizabeth: Yup.
Cat: -steps on alarm clock-
Alarm Clock: -breaks-
Elizabeth: Chouji, you fat cat!
Ashley: You renamed your cat again?
Elizabeth: Yes, but Chouji fits him.
Ashley: You're obsessed with Naruto…
Elizabeth: So? You are too.
Ashley: Good point.
Elizabeth: Yep.
Wall: -starts glowing-
Elizabeth: What the?
Ashley: Your wall.
Elizabeth: I know.
Ashley: Weird.
Elizabeth: Seriously.
Dog: Bark!
Elizabeth: Kiba! Come here!
Dog: -runs in barking-
Elizabeth: Good Kiba.
Kiba: Woof, woof.
Chouji: Hiss…
Ashley: And she names her dog Kiba. Any other animals I should know about?
Elizabeth: Yup, Orochimaru's in the computer room.
Ashley: Orochi-nevermind.
Elizabeth" He's my snake.
Ashley: Of course.
Elizabeth: So what's up with this light? –pokes wall and starts to get sucked in- Ahh, help me!
Ashley: WTF?! –gets pulled in too-
Elizabeth: Aahhh!!! –falls out of sky-
Ashley: Aahhh!!! –falls out of sky-
Elizabeth: -lands on Kiba's back-
Kiba: Who the heck are you?!
Ashley: -lands in Neji's arms-
Neji: Destiny did not foretell this.
Elizabeth: Kiba?!
Kiba: What?
Elizabeth: Not you, my dog!
Kiba (Dog): -runs up-
Ashley: What about Chouji?
Chouji (Cat): Meow.
Kiba: You named a dog after me?!
Neji: She doesn't know you, so technically-
Elizabeth: -interrupts Neji- What do you mean I don't know him?! He's Kiba Inuzuka of Inuzuka clan! Son of Tsumi and Brother of Hana! Owner of Akamaru!
Ashley: And I know you! You're Neji Hyuga of the Hyuga clan! Possessor of the byakugan and cousin to Hinata!
Neji: …
Kiba: Wait, wait, wait! So you did give a dog my name?
Elizabeth: Well…I wouldn't say th-yah pretty much.
Kiba (Dog): Woof!
Kiba: Well change his name!
Elizabeth: Why should I?
Kiba: Because I don't want you to call your dog Kiba!
Elizabeth: Why not?
Kiba: Cuz that's my name!
Elizabeth: Since when?
Kiba: Since I was born!
Elizabeth: Right.
Neji: Speaking of names, what are yours?
Elizabeth: Well…I'm El-
Ashley: -interrupts Elizabeth- Come over here for a second. –runs over to a tree-
Elizabeth: -shrugs- Okay. –follows-
Ashley: -whispering- Should we tell them our real names?
Elizabeth: Well what else are we gonna tell em?
Ashley: Akari and Misaki.
Elizabeth: Oh. Right. Why would we do that?
Ashley: Why wouldn't we?
Elizabeth: Because then the authoress would have to go through making the tough decision of whether to call us our real names or our Japanese names.
Ashley: Oh yah…Well still, we need to decide.
Elizabeth: I think we should go with our regular names.
Ashley: But wouldn't it sound weird if we did?
Elizabeth: I guess, but…Okay, from the point we say our Japanese names, the authoress will call us Misaki and Akari. I am of course Misaki and you are Akari.
Ashley: Okay.
Elizabeth: -walks back-
Ashley: -walks back-
Kiba: What was that about?
Ashley: I thought you wanted to know our names and now you're interrogating us?
Kiba: Fine, what are your names?
Elizabeth: It's rude to ask for someone's name before giving your own.
Neji: You already know our names.
Kiba: You know too much. I know it's only our names and heritage, but-
Elizabeth: -interrupts Kiba- I know more than that. You're a genin, five feet tall, 95.5 pounds, blood type B, you were born on July 7th and you're Cancer, and your ninja registration number is 012620.
Neji: I'm glad she doesn't know that much about me.
Ashley: But I do. You're also a genin, you're five feet three inches tall, 101 pounds, blood type O, you were born on July 3rd and you're Cancer as well, and your ninja registration number is 012587.
Kiba: Holy crap….
Ashley: Anyway…I'm Akari.
Elizabeth: And I'm Misaki.
Kiba: Okay, well what are you doing here?
Akari: Well we kinda got sucked into our wall.
Misaki: My wall.
Akari: Whatever.
Kiba: You expect us to believe that you got sucked into a wall?
Misaki: And than fell out of the sky.
Neji: That's highly improbable.
Kiba/Misaki: What?
Neji/Akari: That's not possible.
Kiba/Misaki: Oh.
Akari: We did to fall out of the sky though.
Misaki: After my wall sucked us in.
Akari: Which happened after she told me about her cat Chouji, her dog Kiba, and her snake Orochimaru.
Neji: Orochi-nevermind.
Akari: That's exactly what I said to her!
Misaki: You two should go out!
Neji: -blushes-
Akari: -blushes- Nuh-uh! You should go out with Kiba!
Misaki: My dog?
Akari: No! Inuzuka!
Misaki: My gerbil?
Akari: You named your gerbil Inuzuka?
Misaki: Yup. And I have a rat named Neji.
Neji: Gee, that's nice to know.
Misaki: I also have two fish called Ino and Sakura.
Akari: You do?
Misaki: Well…not anymore.
Akari: Why not?
Misaki: I ate em.
Akari: You ate your fish?
Misaki: Fish are made for eating and I hate Ino and Sakura.
Akari: The fish?
Misaki: No, the people.
Akari: Oh.
Misaki: Yup.
Kiba: I don't think you should tell them that.
Misaki: Why not?
Kiba: Because they wouldn't like to know you hate them.
Misaki: You wouldn't either, would you?
Kiba: No. So you're not gonna tell em?
Akari: Of course we're gonna tell em.
Misaki: We have something else to them too.
Kiba: Which is?
Akari/Misaki: That duck-butt is gay.
Kiba: Duck butt?
Akari/Misaki: Uchiha.
Neji: Sasuke?
Akari: Noo, Itachi. Yes Sasuke, who else has hair shaped like a duck's butt?
Misaki: Can we go to Konoha now? Wait is Konoha or Kohona, I always get confuzzled.
Akari: It's Konoha.
Kiba: No.
Misaki: No, what?
Kiba: You can't go to Konoha now.
Misaki: I'll change my dog's name!
Kiba: Deal!