"You can't win, Sinestro!" Green Lantern lifted his hand, albeit a little too quickly, and the ring that gave him all of his powers flew off of his hand...and into a sewer drain to the right of him.
Sinestro laughed before taking off into the sky. "Sucks to be you!"
G. L ran over to the drain and looked into it. "I can't see my ring. I know, I'll just use my ring to light--oh, right..." He pounded his fists into the ground and started to cry. "I want my ring!!"
Iron Man flew down from above and landed next to G.L. "I am Iron Man, and rings are for girls."