Ok, here's something I wrote for Swammi's idea about "0.5 seconds later, Linebeck will toss Link into the air so he can catch the map before it blows any farther away". She drew a picture about Linebeck and Link losing their map, and then AnimeThorn and Quieru continued it. These people are from Deviant Art so if you want to see it go to DA and type in the search box "Zelda runaway map" and you'll get it. It's really funny so I suggest you go and see it. I used all three of their ideas and put it into one. I just wrote some extra stuff. Great job guys!

Runaway Map

By: CoHeeD17 and DA members

Linebeck: Ok, if we are here right now then we'll have to go that way (pointing towards the west)

Link: Nuh-uh, were on the Island of Gust. If we want to get to Zauz's Island we're going to have to go to the north (pointing towards the direction of north)

Linebeck: I'm the captain, and I say we go west

Link: WELL, I'm the Hero of Winds, and the one who guides this ship and blows up every goddess-forsaken monster that gets in my way, and if you think your gonna take over this ship, you've got another thing coming.

Linebeck: Hey! It's my ship

Link: Hey! It's my battle

Ciela: Guys! Guys! Stop fighting; we have to get to Zauz's Island

Linebeck: My ship!

Link: My battle!

Ciela: (sweat drop) you guys aren't listening to me, are you?

Link: Give me that map! (Link attacks Linebeck)

Linebeck: Hey! Get off me, kid!

Ciela: Guys! Guys! Cut it out!

Link: I said give me the map!

Linebeck: Ow! Let go!

Ciela: Stop it!

(Suddenly a gust of wind comes by and takes the map out of Linebeck's grasp)

Linebeck: Ah! The map!

(The three of them watch as the map goes airborne)

Link: Oh, no! What are we going to do now?!

(Linebeck turns around and grasps Link by the shirt)

Link: Hey, let go of me!

(Linebeck aims at the map and pulls back in a pitching stance)

Link: What the-?

Linebeck: Get it NAOOO!!!

(Linebeck hurtles Link into the air)

Link: AAAAAA!-gulp-Ah-gak!

(Link swallows the map and hits the ground hard on his face)

Link: Oww…I think I swallowed the map…

(Link turns around to see Linebeck)

Link?

(Linebeck takes out a plunger)

Link: Augh! (Starts to run)

Linebeck: Get back here!

Ciela: Ah… Linebeck, don't hurt him!

Link: Somebody help, NOOoooo!

Ha! Wonderful, just kind of stuff Nintendo needs. PWND! XD Seeya, guys! Chya!