Hello.

My name is Lucretia J. Kirkland, but you can call me london. I saw my big brother England do it so I thought I would give it a try.

Although the american idiot is pressuring me to buy a phone to 'text' people. I prefer using my rotary. Yes, I may be a bit old fashioned, but I don't care!

I wish to know all of your request about me so send me some letters, alright?

God save the queen,

-London