"Oh, I Feel Faint"
Summary: It's Sano's Random Fact Day. A small fact about CPR gets poor Sano kick into a trash can. Literally!
Kagome and Shippo were fixing some Tags on milk when Sano started talking about random facts he learned. "Did you know that if you know CPR and you don't help someone who needs it they can sue you?" "Really Sano?" laughed Kagome "I'm serious!" Insisted Sano, "It's true. You can get sued if you know CPR and you don't help someone!" "Sano," said Megumi, "Shouldn't you be working? Not staring at Kagome's ass?" "Sano!" Kagome gasped "Gotta go!" and Sano rushed off leaving a laughing Miroku and Megumi with a mad Kagome who was covering her ass.
About an hour later
Kagome was walking by the dairy and saw Sano with Miroku and Kenshin. "Hey Sano." "Yeah?" "Oh I feel faint." "Are you alright Ma'am?" Teased Sano. "Are you OK Ma'am?" said a deeper manly voice Kagome was still for a moment, "How did you do that Sano?" asked Kagome. "Yeah how the hell did I do that?" "Excuse me ma'am?" Kagome turned and saw an extremely handsome firefighter, "Are you alright?" Kagome made a soft gasp and said, "No I don't. I feel a bit faint." "Do you need to lie down? Every time I come in here you're working so hard." "Oh I know." from behind Kagome Sano held a horrified face and Kagome sensed him trying to interfere so she kicked him. Unfortunately, they were in front of those doors that lead to the back room where they store their stuff and someone was moving the trash, so poor Sano crashed through it. "I think I'm gonna go on a quick break." "You sure?" "Yeah, I'll be alright. But thank you for your concern." "Alright. I hope you get better." "Thank you." just then Sano came out covered in trash and Kagome had already left. When Kagome saw Miroku again he came up to her and said, " I have never seen such a shameful display!" and walked away from her all huffy. When Kagome saw Kaoru, Sango, Megumi, and Misao they said, " You're my hero!" "Is Sano mad?" "Of course, but who cares that guy was HOT!" said Sango "You always get the hot attractive men!" said Kaoru. "You should have seen Sano when he came out. He was covered in trash and he was so mad." laughed Megumi. "Miroku said he has never seen such a shameful display." "Yeah right," laughed Sango, "He is a shameful display."
Alright this is "oh I feel faint!". My mother truly did this. all the stories of this little series really did happen. Who knew work at a grocery store was so fun!