A/N: So I don't know what to call this. xD My friend Cheryl (AKA Lord of the Plushies) and I were talking and we kinda got into a weird conversation about the episode in Hetalia where France explains the words "sexual act" to Italy and well…I had to write it down. Should probably be shot for this.
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"Hey Big Brother France, what does 'sexual act' mean?" Italy asked as a cup of tea was poised at his big brother's lips. The room went dead silent. He Austria and France were having a lovely day relaxing in France's large home when Italy had a question pop into his head. He had heard the words be used before, but he was never sure what it meant. Not picking up on the tense atmosphere, he waited patiently as Austria and France stared at each other in horror. France cleared his throat, once, twice, three times.
"Er, well Italy, when I man loves a woman, or a woman loves a woman, or a man loves a man, they have something called sexual intercourse," France started.
"It's a perfectly natural thing," Austria threw in.
"Oh," Italy said. "So I could have sexual intercourse with Germany?"
"No," both men responded.
"Not until you're forty-seven," France threw in.
"Forty-nine," Austria corrected.
"Forty-nine!" France said with finality and took a sip of his tea.
"And when you do, always use protection," Austria said after a moment of silence. Italy tilted his head.
"Why is that?" he asked. Austria and France looked at each other and responded in unison:
"Because sex makes babies!"