Magnus Bane's After-Party
Hey, guys! Well, now that I have written some romantic stories, I'm moving on to humor for now. I've been thinking of writing this for a while, just for fun. Anyways, Enjoy!
Rated M for...well, you'll figure it out soon enough, hehe.
Chapter 1: Truth or Dare
Magnus Bane said good-bye to his guests and led them out the door. It was two-thirty in the morning and nearly everyone was already plowed. They just can't handle my drinks, he thought cheerfully. He wanted to make sure everyone was out of his house before they all started puking all over his carpet. As soon as everybody that was mostly hammered left, he turned around to attend to his left-over guests. There was still Clary, Simon, Alec, Jace, Isabelle, Will, Tessa, Jem, Jessamine, Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Patch, and Nora. Fourteen guests, most of them shadowhunters and mundanes, with two downwordlers and one Guardian Angel named Patch. He was anything but an angel, though.
"I'm bored, let's do something inappropriate!" exclaimed Will, who looked very drunk.
"I agree with Will, let's do something dirty and uncalled for," responded Patch while winking at his mundane girlfriend, Nora, who seemed very displeased.
"I know, let's play Truth or Dare!" suggested Jace while sipping from a glass that contained a mysterious blue drink in it.
"Oh, yes, let's do that, it sounds like fun!" agrees Clary.
"Alright, then, does everyone agree with that?" asks Magnus.
Everyone more or less agreed, some simply shrugging or rolling their eyes to the ceiling.
"Come on, guys, it'll be fun!" Alec assured them as he explained the rules of the game to everyone who didn't know how to play.
"Good, then how about we split everyone into teams so that the game goes by faster and the team that wins gets a prize?" suggests Magnus.
"What's the prize?" ask Gale and Isabelle at the same time.
"It's a sur-prize." responds Magnus as he grins evilly, his smile reaching all the way to his malicious cat-eyes.
"Fine, whatever, let's play!" says Jessamine impatiently.
Everyone crowded around in a circle excitedly as Magnus appointed the teams.
"I want to be in Katniss' team!" requested Peeta.
"Now, now, I'll be the one to decide. Okay, so Peeta, you, Simon, and Jem will be the Sissies"
"What! No Way! That's not fair!" all three boys protest.
Everybody else laughs but some of the girls frown.
"That's not very nice." says Clary.
"What's a sissy?" asks Tessa.
"I hardly think that's an appropriate team name." adds Katniss.
"I agree with Katniss and Clary." says Alec.
"Who cares, it's hilarious!" exclaimed Will. Jem glared at him. Will was too drunk to notice.
"Yeah, well it's MY house and MY after party so we're doing things MY way." said Magnus. "And if you don't like it, too bad. Now, Will, Jace, and Patch will be the Womanizers."
The three boys cheered and high-fived each other as everyone else groaned and rolled their eyes.
"Clary, Tessa, and Nora will be the Shy Girls; Gale, Isabelle, and Jessamine will be the Show-Offs; and Alec, Katniss, and I will be the Leaders, understand?" commanded Magnus.
"Those are some really stupid team names, and I'm not a show-off!" Gale protested. Isabelle and Jessamine agree with him, but nobody seemed to care.
"Right, whatever, let's get this over with, as the leaders, we'll decide who goes first. Womanizers, truth, or dare?" asked Magnus.
They all say Dare.
Magnus chuckles and says "Alright then, I dare you three to go give those virginal Sissies a blow job each."
"Wait, a minute, you didn't even consult with us!" exclaim Alec and a very outraged Katniss.
"Sure, we'll do it!" say the Womanizers eagerly.
"But I don't want a blow job!" says Simon.
"Yeah, that's disgusting." agrees Jem.
"I was saving myself for Katniss!" Peeta adds.
Katniss blushes at this as everybody else snickers.
"What's a blow job?" asks Tessa.
" A great way to get an orgasm." responds Will.
"What's an orgasm?" Tessa asks again.
"Oh, that's enough! All of you, shut up and do the dare already!" exclaims Magnus as everybody else snickers at Tessa's ignorance.
"Fine, I'll do Peeta, Will can do Simon, and Jace can do Jem." says Patch.
"Let's go to the closet!" says Jace.
Both of the male teams head to the closet (some rather grudgingly) and lock themselves in Magnus' large living room coat closet.
Everybody else listened quietly and after a few minutes they began to hear some odd sounds...okay, more like moaning and cuss words.
"Did Peeta just say the F-word?" asked Katniss, who seemed taken aback at the thought that her sweet and innocent Peeta was being corrupted in there.
"I think I heard Simon moan." Clary commented.
"No way, that was Jem." said Isabelle.
Suddenly, all six boys came out of the closet (haha), the Womanizers grinning smugly and the Sissies looking like they were about to be sick. Peeta looked like he had just been raped, while he, Simon, and Jem held on to their crotches as if somebody were about to ask them to go back in the closet.
"Well, that went well." said Alec and Gale sarcastically.
"Oh, Peeta!" said Katniss exasperated.
"Poor Jem!" added Tessa, who still didn't know what a blow job was but had the feeling that it couldn't be good.
"Did you like that, Simon?" joked Isabelle.
Some people laughed, while others, (like Simon) simply blushed at Isabelle's blazenness.
As soon as everybody sat down again, Magnus called the next team. This time, it was the Sissies' turn to ask the Womanizers a question or make them do a dare. Surely they would want revenge...
Haha that's the first chapter! Tell me if you guys like it or not, and if you want me to continue it. I'll take any suggestions as to what I should do in the next chapter. Please review! Thanks!