Hey everyone :D I'm back from a VERY long absence (due to school a.k.a my hell hole =_=) and I'm very pleased to announce my very first humor story with the cast of kuroshitsuji!It's a truth or dare story where i'll be taking my lovely viewers request :}.The cast so far is ciel, sebastian ,grell,undertaker,alois,claude the creeper AHEM Claude,Hannah,The triplets,Lau,and ran mao aka the girl who sits on lau all the with the story!Oh ONE MORE THING!NO ELIZABETH WHAT SO EVER. NOW lets begin!Oh AND THE PHANTOMHIVE SERVANTS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TheLoveForCielPhantomhive: Welcome ladies and gents to the kuroshitsuji Truth or dare Segment where you the audience get to ask or dare your favorite character something!

Ciel:Why do I have to be here?

TheLoveForCielPhantomhive:Because you do! Besides It would'nt be kuroshitsuji without Ciel!

Ciel:Yeah Yeah whatever just get on with it!

Tanaka:Ho Ho Ho

Alois:Hey ciel! Want to get into my short shorts today? :D

Ciel: Hell to the naw O_O

Alois:AWWWW *Goes in emo corner *(a/n if anyone gets the refrence and tells me alois will have smexy smex with you)

TheLoveForCiel:AWWWW alois dont worry The fangirls want to get into your booty shorts :D

Alois: Really?:D

TheLuv4Ciel:Really. Oh! Almost forgot :)SEBASTIAN GET YOUR SMEXY BEHIND IN HERE AND GIVE CIEL HIS PIMP CANE!

Ciel:Why You-! IT's Not a fucking pimp cane!

TheLuv4Ciel:Yes It is!

Ciel: No

TheLuv4Ciel:Yes

Sebastian:Excuse me but could you two stop bickering for just a touch longer while I give the young master to what the writer referes to as his "pimp cane"?

TheLuv4Ciel:I guess but we WILL continue this later *Death glare at ciel*

Ciel:We Shall *death glares back*

Sebastian: Young master I presume you would want to know that a creeper presence is above you

Ciel: Sebastian are you suggesting that im a pedo-

Claude:*falls ciel and starts kissing him all over the place*

Sebastian: Hey claude

Claude:?

Sebastian * Bitch slaps claude*That is MY fucking property hoe. You have your slut of a master I have mine *death glare at claude*

TheLuv4Ciel and Alois: *sits back with a bucket of popcorn watching*

Ciel: AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL SECURITY?

TheLuv4Ciel:Naww besides I bet Ciel the slut would want seeing pimp sebstian get the "buisness" done.

Ciel:*blushes* well at least I can be a slut!

Alois:OH NO HE DID'Nt

TheLuv4Ciel: OH YES HE DIIIID!*Punches Ciel in the face*

Ciel:*Slaps Author*

TheLuv4Ciel and Ciel:I'LL KILL YOU * Goes off somewhere chasing each other*

Alois:AWWW I have noone to fight * Sees tanaka*

Tanaka:Ho Ho Ho?

Alois:*Beats up tanaka*

Tanaka: Ho...Ho...Hooooooo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Liked it? If I have at least 5 truth or dares then another chapter will be posted! Hate it? Lemme Know In A Review!Bye! I DONT OWN KUROSHITSUJI