"Ready, Foo?" Fee asked, bent over as she had her butt pointed at his face.
"Ready, Fee!" Foo responded, giving her a thumbs up.
Fee grinned, ripping a loud fart in Foo's face, the blast being strong enough to knock him down.
"That had awesomeness!" Foo yelled, lifting his head, not minding the smell at all.
"AWESOMENESS! YOU TWO ARE SO GAY!" Princess yelled, finding Fee and Foo's habits to be vulgar.
"What is she talking about?" Foo asked.
"Just ignore her. She doesn't know what she's talking about." Fee scoffed, a few moments going by, before Fee lifted her leg all the way, ripping another big fart in Foo's face, much to. their mutual enjoyment of Fee's gassiness.
"What are you guys doing?" Harvey Beaks asked them, having outside again after his parents let him.
"HEY PIPLUP, YOU'RE SO GAY! YOU'RE ALL GAY!" Princess screamed from a distance.
"Me? Gay? Piplup? What?" Harvey rubbed his head in confusion.
"Forget her. Check this out!" Fee turned around, blatantly ripping a loud, brassy, yet airy fart, much to Harvey's surprise.
"Ugh, Fee! What the hell was that all about?" Harvey gasped, fanning Fee's fart fumes away.
"It's just farts, dude. No need to freak out." Fee shrugged. "Me and Foo decided to turn my gassiness into a game. I fart on him and he takes it. Wanna play?"
"Hell no!" Harvey yelled, running off.
"DON'T RUN AWAY! BE GAY!" Princess screamed at the top of her lungs, popping out of a bush and spooking Harvey as he fell over, right before Fee pointed her butt at him, ripping a raunchy, deep toot that turned wet after a few seconds.
"Did you feel that one, Harvey?" Fee asked, a smug grin on her face.
"...Did I what?" Harvey snapped, feeling his pants getting tighter after Fee farted on him.
"Dude, you ok? It was just a little joke." Fee stated, before lifting her leg to expel another bout of her smelly flatulence.
"Umm, yeah. I'm fine." Harvey pulled himself up, his pants getting tighter as he crossed his legs. "Umm, I'll be right back. I have to umm, go to the bathroom." Harvey ran off.
"YEAH HE'S DEFINITELY GAY! YOU KNOW, IN THE BATHROOM!" Princess screamed.
"Those two are weird." Fee commented as she let out several more farts, speaking her herself and Foo, who was bent over and sniffing Fee's farting butt, being the weird dude he was.
"Knock it off, Foo!" Fee pushed Foo aside. "We're not playing that game right now."
Fee's Farting Frenzy
by Yoshizilla-Fan