Totally Random Spastic Person's Diary of What I Do at School : This is just a totally random and spazztastic story that I dreamed up while doing nothing in class.

ONWARD AND FORWARD MY PRETTIES!

So, today at school, me and one of my bffs' started talking about the song "It's Raining Men" and I had no clue whatsoever what she was talking about so she started to sing it (she has an amazing voice by the way) and so she started going, "It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men, oh yea!", and I was just looking at her like she had lost her mind. She gave me the 'whatever' look and went back to talking with Brittany.

Later on………

Friend's pov

I looked down at the plate in front of me and saw…

Dun dun dun…

A GRAPE!

In my salad dressing!

I must save it!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Slow motion

Reaches down…

Safe!

Yay!!!!!!!

"Cel-e-bration time come on!" I started singing.

The entire table bursts out laughing and I look to see who threw my grape in the ranch.

I find the guilty party instantly because she takes one look at me and laughs.

Well, looks like I gots ta find some other way to get grapes…

I wonder..?

MyPOV

"Pssss," Aubree hisses. (The friend with the salad dressing + grapes problem.)

"What?"

"I," she points to her knee, then she points at me, then she holds up two fingers and says, "smuggle me some grapes behind her back and give them to me."

"Ummm… Why don't you just ask?" I say

"Because I have asked and she won't give me any!" She whisper-yelled.

"Well, I'll see what I can do"

"Thanks!"

So, I grab some grapes and hand them to her and she stuffs them into her mouth.

And that's how the rest of my lunch went.

Amazing right?

A/N I trip on things a lot so don't be surprised if I ever include something about that in any other chapters. This chapter was really short and boring, but maybe just maybe they'll get better! You really don't have to review but if you want to you can.

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