A Note From Lady Bad Luck: The title's taken from a Rihanna song. I think it fits.
Silly Boy
Nanashi's girls usually didn't take too kindly to being dumped, though not many of them went to the extent of kicking the thief in the crotch. The thief's latest fling had bucked the trend a little.
All the men watching grimaced in sympathy, their hands going to their own groins as the thief slowly sank into the dusty street. Alviss, who had more self-control than most, merely winced.
Smirking viciously, the girl stalked off, angrily swinging her handbag. One thought was foremost in the minds if the men she left behind- 'We don't wanna mess with her!'