Hey guys so this is basically just going to be a fic about me making fun of all the ships' tropes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pitch Perfect.
Bechloe:
Beca: i luv Jesse
Chloe: no Beca but i secretly luv u
Beca: nuh uh Chloe I'm straight *has daddy/commitment/opening up issues.*
Chloe: Aubrey I luv Beca
Amy: oh called it everyone owes me 20 bucks
Aubrey: u can't liek her Chloe she's like devil in black
Chloe: hey bex wanna hang out
Beca: okay
*they do the kiss*
Beca: oh nurr butt Jesse and im strate.
Chloe: not anymore
Beca: Jesse were ovur I luv Chloe even tho we've only just kissed 20 mins ago.
Jesse: das okay I love Aubre
Readers: but wait wut about staubrey
Jesse: ew that's gross
Beca: hey Chloe so now that we've kissed and never mention the acapella tournaments anymore for some reason wanna be my gf
Chloe: of course bae
Mitchsen:
Aubree: i hate Beca she has no work ethic *has daddy issues*
Beca: Aubreys controlling
Chloe: i have no ship be cuz this isn't Bechloe but I totes ship u guys
Readers: wut about Chacie
Chloe: nu shut up that's not a things
Stacie: yeh I have to date CR in these ficz
Beca: anyway Aubrey let's hate each other for the rest of the duration of the fic then kiss two chapters be4 the end
Aubrey: k
Amy: oh every1 owes me 20 bucks
CR: dArn
Aubrey: oh but my dad don't approve
Beca: oh were ovur
Aubrey: *spends rest of fic impressing her dad* no wait Beca I luv u
Beca: luv u too screw ur dad
Aubrey: yah
Aubrey's dad: ha gayyyyy
Staubrey:
Stacie: let's have sexies
Aubrey: no
Stacie: yes
Aubrey: uh uh
*has sex*
Chloe: yayyy now watch Bechloe take over the fic cuz every1 knows staubrey is only side pairing
Chaubrey:
Chloe: let's be bffs
Aubrey: no my dad doesn't like me having human interaction
Chloe: plz
Aubrey: fineeeee
Chloe: I think Beca is cute
Aubrey: oh *has jelliez*
Chloe: unless of course some blonde haired green eyes beauty comes sweeping in and loves me and her name starts with an A and ends in Y
Aubrey: oh no she in loves with Amy
Beca: hey guys I'm blissfully unaware of emotion and now heading off to la
Chloe: Beca nuuuu why u no luv me
Aubrey: *waits like four months* I luv u
Chloe: omg aubrey ive always loved u too
Aubrey: but didn't you just-
Beca: hey im back
Chloe: ew go away
Aubrey: yeh. Luv u bby.
Chloe: luv u too *dies in some angsty ending*
Aubreeey: nuuuuuu
Triple treble:
Chloe: me and Beca r dating
Aubree: oh *eye twitches in jealously* well that's good cuz I'm strate.
Beca: were in luv
Aubrey: wut is this feeling. dad never taught me love
Chloe: Beca wanna have kinky smex wit aubee
Beca: no psh I don't like her ha ha
Chloe: plz I really wanna cuz she's so hot
Beca: fine
*all three does smex*
Aubrey: it meant nothing *it meant everything*
Chloe: i dont believed u
Aubrey: oh ur right nvm let's date while nobody has any qualms about a polyamorous relationship in FUCKING GEORGIA. at least I think that's where this is set. Psh idk. Somewhere in the south.
Brva: luv u guys
Chloe: u too
Aubrey/ I as well, use big words in this relationship
Steca:
Beca: were bffs but I luv chlo
Stacie: she'll break ur heart
Beca: nah
Chloe: *brakes Beca's heart*
Stacie: see
Beca: now I'm mad let's sex
Stacie/ k
*have sex and fall in love*
Chloe: no wait Beca I still luv u
Aubrey: god damnit sorry guys I don't know how she escaped her cage
Stacie: gtfo chloe u don't get ships if it's not Bechloe
Beca: yeah
Chacie:
?
Readers: da fuqs a Chacie
Me: Chloe and Stacie duh
Readers: eeww, the most touchy feely girls paired up? To make one hell of a smutty fanfic? Grossss
The End thanks for reading.