Disclaimer: I don't own Warcraft.
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Every major character of the Warcraft series has been gathered in one of Blizzard's offices.
''Why did Blizzard summon us here?'' asked Lady Vashj.
''Maybe they finally decided to start working on Warcraft 4?'' said the Dreadlord Varimathras, taking his seat.
''The spirits say Blizzard wants to double our salaries.'' Thrall said enthusiastically.
Everybody began to laugh hysterically and point fingers at Thrall.
''Yea right, like that's ever gonna happen.'' mocked Muradin.
Their laughter stopped when a high ranking Blizzard official came in.
''Greetings!'' he started, ''Greetings,ladies and gentelmen, living and undead, heroes and villains, humans and fantasy creatures, high elves and night elves, warriors and sorcerers, sane guys and psychopaths, lovers and enemies, old people and youngsters, masters and minions, freaks and...''
''Get on with it already!'' he was rudely interupted by Illidan Stormrage.
''Sorry.'' the official's cheeks turned has never been so embarrassed...
''Well,'' he said after a minute of silence, ''yesterday the UN General Assembly signed a new treaty. The aim of that treaty is to eradicate violence in video games. According to the treaty, the following things are not allowed in a video game's plot: wars, blood, swordfights, weapons, treason, on-screen killings, off-screen killings, assassins, villains who seek to rule the world, monsters, maniacs, terrorists, Aztec gods, Nazis, zombies, ninjas, sexy women, Kil'Jaeden...''
''Hey!'' cried the discriminated Eredar.
''Who can advocate such an idea?!'' shouted Lord Prestor AKA Deathwing.
Meanwhile at a conference...
''Mister President, what is your opinion on the UN's new video game treaty?'' asked a reporter.
''I advocate it!'' answered George W. Bush.
Back at Blizzard's office...
''As I was saying...'' the official continued, ''such conditions do not allow us to continue the series, so Blizzard decided to cancel it. In other words, you're all fired!''
The Warcraft characters started to panic, some of them fainted, some began to cry, some began to curse Blizzard for their broken lives.
''Ok.'' the official made a careless face and addressed the characters. ''I'm giving you exactly three minutes to leave this property or I'm calling security.''
A month later...
The scene takes place in some apartment. An infinity of cockroaches and ants are crawling on the floor and walls. A housewife is standing in the middle of the room and goes through the adds she got by mail. One add gets her attention.
''Anub'Arak's extermination squads,' 'she reads the title, ''Our slogan: Hate bugs? We exterminate!''
'' Look at all these bugs.'' she says, looking at the bugs with disgust, ''That's the service I need!'' she goes to call them.
An hour later.
She hears a knock on the door, open it and...sees a giant beetle standing in the doorway.
''Greetings, Madame.'' the beetle says slowly, ''You called one of Anub'Arak's extermination squads?''
''Yes.'' she replies, surprised to see a giant bug...
''My name is Anub'Arak.'' he continues, ''May we come in?''
''Sure,'' she replies, a bit awkward.
Anub'Arak walks in, followed by three big undead Nerubian spiders.
''So who should we exterminate?'' he asked, looking at her.
''All of them!'' she says, pointing at the ants and cockroaches...which are all over the apartment.
''Why?"
''I hate them!'' she shouted hysterically.
''Get her!'' commanded Anub'Arak the Nerubians.
In a moment the woman got attacked by the 3 spiders and trapped in a spider web.
''What's wrong with you?!'' she shouted to the Nerubians.
''We protect bugs.'' came the Crypt Lord's reply.
''But you're bug exterminators! Your slogan says you destroy them!''
''You have misunderstood it. Our slogan means we exterminate bug haters...like you.''
The woman begins to scream in agony as the Nerubians start to suck the life (and everything else) out of her body.