Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.
Please check out my AMVs and 'Family Geass/Geass Guy' videos on Youtube, too! My name there is "Hikasu3445".
Newest videos at this point:
'Will The Real Lelouch Please Shut Up?'
'Code Geass AMV - Close But No Cigar'
'Code Geass - All Revved Up And No Place To Go'
...Please check them out! I really need to make AMVs of different series now...seriously...
Also...at one point, there shall be a SERIOUS fic. Or a lemon. I don't know...
Anyway, next weird crack fic stars...CORNELIA!!! For realz.
"SUZAKU, WE GOTTA PROBLEM!!!" Lelouch cried as he burst into Suzaku's room. He was lying in his bed with Euphemia, both of them naked under the covers.
"Dammit, Lelouch! I told you not to come in at this time of day!!!" Suzaku snapped, tossing a pillow against Lelouch's face.
Euphemia sighed. '...I really hate my brother sometimes...'
"CHECK THIS OUT!!!" Lelouch cried, and he held up a box. A brown puppy with long green hair and a 1-year-old baby with spiky hair similar to Kallen's were sitting in the box with blank looks on their faces.
"...Apparently, C.C. has turned into a puppy, and Kallen has turned into a baby..." Lelouch sighed.
Suzaku and Euphemia were both silent for a moment. "...Lelouch, why did you steal a puppy and a baby, dress them up, and claim they're actually C.C. and Kallen?"
"I...I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING!!! NOT THIS TIME!!! THEY WERE TURNED INTO THIS!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!" Lelouch cried.
"...Couldn't you have just said you made another videogame called 'Geassmon' or 'Lelouch The Hedgehog' or something instead?"
"NOT POSSIBLE, MY FRIEND, NOT POSSIBLE!!! ...EUPHIE, YOU GOT SOME SPELL TO REVERSE ALL THIS, AMIRITE?!"
"I already told you a thousand times, Lelouch, I AM NOT A WITCH!!!" Euphemia snarled.
"Lelouch," Suzaku exclaimed, "...Do you enjoy acting like an idiot in public?"
"I AM NOT LYING!!! I SAW THEM TRANSFORM!!!"
"Well, why did they transform?" Suzaku asked.
Lelouch thought for a moment. "Uh...is the answer 5?"
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!!!! GO AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHIRLEY OR SOMETHING!!"
"Y-Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?! ...I think we should have a threesome instead..."
"...YOU SICK, HOMOCIDAL, PSYCHOTIC, FUCKED-UP SHIT-EATING LITTLE BASTARD!!!"
Lelouch was kicked out of the room, and the door was slammed shut. Sighing, he lifted the puppy and baby into his arms and told them, "...I guess we're gonna have to ask Nina Einstein for help after all...dammit..."
"YOU CAN DO IT, LELOUCH-KUN!!" The puppy barked in C.C.'s voice.
"...baa-boo..." Kallen really didn't have much to say now, and that was probably the only thing Lelouch was grateful about...
"...WAIT, DID THIS FIC EVEN HAVE A POINT?!"
"...I doubt it..." replied C.C.-puppy.
'AWW...SHE'S SO CUUUUTE...'
Suddenly, Rivalz Cardemonde and Gino Weinberg came running down the hall, singing together.
"YOU! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR! LET'S START A WAR! START A NUCLEAR WAR! AT THE GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR! WHOOOOA-"
Lelouch winced, and quickly ran off, fearing for his very life and soul.
Staring at the computer screen, V.V. shook his head and sighed. "Brother...your fanfiction-writing skills suck ass..."
"R-REALLY?!" Charles gasped.