Lovino had never liked the relationship his brother and Ludwig had. To the point it drove him up the wall. Even if he didn't like it, he didn't expect to be sitting at bar, with Gilbert, Ludwig's older brother. Like you could hardly tell he was older, looked younger to him. Then Lovino wondered if that's how people saw him and Feliciano. "So, how do you expect us to split them up?" Romano asked tired of hearing him go on about how utterly awesome he was.
"Oh! First I'll invite Feliciano, to go out for a while; you'll do the same with Ludwig."
"What?"
"Then, we'll chat up for a day…"
"Okay but-"
"Then we tie them up and throw them in our closets!" Gilbert said smiling triumphantly. Lovino honestly thought he might be more of an idiot than Feliciano. "Do you honestly thing I'm a match to Ludwig? That plan is pointless anyway, what would we do after that?"
"Well, fine sorry you don't match up to my awesome plan… Alright how about… Great, you made my awesome plans too difficult!"
"So-o~ sorry, think of more rational plans then!"
"Fine, why don't we just try and convince, oh that's right we've tried!"
"They're so stupid together…"
"Think I don't know that…"
Lovino began to realize even though it may not seem like it him and Gilbert were on the same page. Even so right now Lovino wasn't sure what to do, Feliciano had been annoying for a while now with the whole Ludwig thing. Gilbert smiled while looking over at Romano, frankly it was creeping him out. "What?" Lovino asked, trying to avoid looking directly at him.
"We could always give them a taste of their own medicine."
"What? What it the world would make you think that?"
"Okay, think about it, maybe not with Ludwig, but wouldn't Feliciano be curious if we starting going out?"
He was right Feliciano, would ask him for hours why he was with someone like Gilbert. He'd get upset if he didn't say anything, and he'd complain to Ludwig. Ludwig would then hassle Gilbert. Still the fact of dating Gilbert made Lovino want to puke. What else could he do though? It was for the sake of his brother. "I guess you're right, but it's all fake right?"
"Of course it is~, I'd never go out with you for real."
"Alright, good, it's deal then?" Lovino said extended his hand.
"It's a deal." Gilbert said shaking his hand.