Doctor who and Mary-Sue
It was a beautiful day and an Angel from heaven had awoken from her heavenly slumber. She was the most beautiful thing in the world that men cried whenever she walked down the street. She had long golden hair that came down to her back and bright blue eyes, she was 18 years old and stood at about six foot but when she wore high heels, she'd apear taller She was called Mary-sue and she lived in London alone. Her mum was a complete bitch and used to beat the hell out of Mary-sue when she was a child, but people who adored Mary-sue came to their house one night and killed her mother. How dare she harm the most beautiful woman in the world they would say.
There was also a man, his name was the Doctor and he loved to travel through time in a blue box called the Tardis. He was tall, slim and wore a pin-stripped suit and he was quit handsome too. Little did he know that he was going to be travelling with an angel from heaven.
On the day that the two met, Mary-sue was skipping down the street, dressed in a denim mini-skirt,knee high black boots and t-shirt. She was also carrying a purse in her most beautiful hands and she was very happy.
"Oh, I am so happy, It is such a nice day". She had a voice like a choir of Angels. Suddenly,an evil teenager attempted to steal her purse.
"Oh, don't steal my purse you evil boy, It's the most precious thing in the worlds to me" she begged in her heavenly voice. The boy looked at her face and burst into tears. "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen" he sobbed then running away. Mary-sue smiled happily and continued to skip down the street when she saw a strange thing, a man made out of metal and it was marching towards Mary-sue chanting "DELETE, DELETE".
"Oh my god, don't delete me" gasped Mary-sue, putting up her arms. It was that moment when the tardis materilsed behind her and the Doctor stepped out to find the beautiful human being about to be attacked by a cyberman.
"QUICK, INSIDE NOW" he yelled. Mary-sue turned around and even the Doctor was moved by her beautyness. "Thankyou good sir" she replied, running into the Tardis.
"Oh my goodness, you are Beautiful" he said, close to tears, (poor Doctor).
"Thankyou for saving me from that awful metal person" she said. "Oh, it wasn't any problem,my pleasure" the Doctor replied. Mary-sue stood up at full height. She was the same size as the Doctor.
"Right, shall we see if the Cyber-man is gone" the Doctor said, opening the tardis doors. The cyber-man was still there.
"DELETE,YOU WILL BE DELETED"it barked. "Oh my god" gasped Mary-sue, fainting to the floor.
"RIGHT, CYBERMAN, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES" the Doctor barked. "WHAT?" the cyberman asked.
"KNEEL BEFORE ME AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE A HARSH PUNISHMENT" the Doctor barked. The Cyber-man obeyed and kneeled before the Doctor.
"Cyber-man, your punishment shall be..............................to turn good" the Doctor declared.
"No, anything but that" the Cyber-man begged. "Sorry, but you must be good from now on and I shall make you good" and the Doctor took out his trust-worthy sonic-screwdriver and made the naughty cyber-man into a good cyber-man.
"Now,you shall be my tardis cleaner" the Doctor said, handing the cyber-man a box full of cleaning stuff "now go and clean my toilet".
"Yes sir" the Cyber-man obeyed. The Doctor turned around and saw the future love of his life still out cold on the floor.
"Oh my goodness" he gasped, rushing to Mary-sue and lifting her up with his big, strong arms (god, I wish that was me he was carrying ;) ).She awoke a few minutes later.
"Where did that awful metal man go?" she asked. The Doctor couldn't stop smiling at her. "I made him good and now he is my servant" the Doctor replied. The cyber-man had arrived.
"I have finished cleaning the toilet sir" it announced. "Good, now go and tidy my bedroom" the Doctor ordered. The cyber-man seemed to be emotionally attracted to Mary-sue.
"What absolute beauty" it commented, staring lovingly at Mary-sue which seemed to be making the Doctor jelous.
"Ahem bedroom ,now". The Cyber-man obeyed and left, leaving the Doctor alone with Mary-sue.
"So, what do they call you?" the Doctor asked Mary-sue. "My name is Mary-sue" replied the beautiful creature " and what do they call you, sir?".
"My name is the Doctor" the Doctor replied. "Is that it, don't you have a first name and a last name?" she asked in her heavenly voice. The Doctor shook his head.
"Tell me, Mary-sue,have you ever fancied going traveling?" he asked.
"Well yeah, to different countries" she replied as her golden longs swung gracefully from side to side.
"How about travelling the universe. This is a time machine and I can travel through time and space" he explained. "ooooooooooh, that sounds exciting. May I travel with you, I have nothing better to do" she replied. The Doctor, who had grown rather attracted to the beautiful female human in his time machine, couldn't possibly refuse her request.
"Ok then, you can be my companion" he replied.
"Good on you" responded the Cyber-man.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN MY BEDROOM" the Doctor yelled before setting up the controls.
"Now, we shall go travelling together" he said to Mary-sue who smiled the most beautiful smile you had ever seen.
So, what do you think, funny or downright stupid, please leave a review stating your opinion and if you have any problems with it, you may be able to give me a few tips on how to make it more funny and interested to read. Bye for now folks.