Disclaimer: This is some of the stuff that I think about when I want to laugh, so I decided to put the best parts in to hope that it might make you laugh. I will only have characters that came on the games. I do not own Sega or the Sonic characters.

Episode 01: The New Television

Sonic was in the house, completely bored out of his mind with just watching television all day.

"I'm bored. I'll see what's on the other channel."

Sonic changed it to another channel and started to laugh at the show that he changed it to. Shadow, Knuckles, and Silver came to the living room where Sonic was and went right in front of him. Sonic tried moving around trying to see the show.

"Can you guys move out of the way, so I can watch TV?"

Shadow and Silver pushed Knuckles in the back to signal him to talk and Knuckles responded to them with a glare.

"Um... Sonic, I don't know how to say this, but... you have to stop watching TV."

"What?"

Yeah, you see, we all came to an agreement and… um…"

The three of them showed a flashback that showed the three of them discussing what they should do.

"Okay, so is everyone ready?"

"Yeah."

"Yep"

"Okay, rock-paper-scissor, go"

The three of them were playing rock-paper-scissors to find out who should do the part they all didn't wanted to do.

"Ha, you lost Knuckles, paper beats rock."

"That means you have to talk to him."

Knuckles sighed in a depressed way.

"Alright, I'll go handle it."

Knuckles walked from the kitchen the living room. Back at the kitchen, Silver and Shadow were grinning.

"Why does Knuckles always keep picking rock?"

"I don't know but at least we can guarantee a win."

The flashback ends and is where this event already happened. Knuckles tried to reach for the controller. Sonic saw and looked at Knuckles's face, releasing a horrifying face with his eyes glowing red and his teeth all-sharp.

"No! Back off, this is my controller."

Sonic started hissing at Knuckles. Shadow sighed and walked in front of Knuckles. He was only thinking that Knuckles talking was just a waste of time.

"Listen faker, you been watching TV for an entire week. Now you give me the remote… We can do this the easy way or the hard way."

Shadow and Sonic started to see eye-to-eye, as they first tried to win the staring contest and the rest were just standing there and Silver, which started to yawn, decided to just reach in and grab it.

"Get away from my precious..."

"Ha, I won the contest, faker... Now you must say that I'm your superior one."

Shadow raised his hands in gory as he won a contest that never even started in the first place. Sonic and Silver were fighting for the controller moving back and forth, but Sonic regain his normal state when he heard Shadow saying that. All three of them then stared at Shadow.

"What are you even talking about, Shadow?"

"Yeah, I thought we're here to get the controller away from Sonic."

"Knuckles and Sonic are right, like how this turn to one of your psychopathic games?"

Silver then took the controller away from Sonic only to get him angry again and with Silver with a nervous look; he got attacked by Sonic and formed a cloud around them. Shadow, feeling like not talking with what they just said earlier, walked out of the living room and left outside. Knuckles noticed the controller and grabbed only to get attack from Sonic and Silver.

"Silver, why are you attacking me?"

"Because I want the remote."

"You too?"

Knuckles try to struggle from both of them trying to grab it. Then Silver got the controller and raised it up in the air.

"Ha, I got it."

Silver started to show off by waving the controller in there face. Knuckles looked at Silver with an irritated face and Sonic only looked at the controller with an exotic look. Sonic dived onto Silver to try to get it back.

"Ah! Sonic get off of me!"

Shadow came back in the room with a provoked look, carrying a baseball bat and smashed the television. Everyone started to scream as the television screen was broken and the sparks of electricity were flying all around the room. The glass broke and fell to the floor, as that is how Sonic's heart went as the television was destroyed in front of his eyes. He gotten angry, tackled Shadow and they both fell to the ground, with Shadow landing on the glass and Sonic on top of him, making the pain of the glass more horribly painful.

"Shadow, what you did... I can't forgive you. Why Shadow, why?"

"For one thing… Get off of me."

They both stood up from the floor.

"Secondly, when I fell the glass was already painful even without you on me, and thirdly… We all agreed that you should stop watching TV because you watched TV for an entire week and… how to put this in words… The power company called and…"

Shadow was showing a flashback that was taken three days ago in their house. Shadow had received a call from the power company.

"Yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form speaking."

"Yes, I wanted to know if you can go to Sonic the Hedgehog, because he hasn't answered our call and tell kindly to… STOP WASTING OUR ENERGY! He has been wasting so much energy that we had to stop serving energy to others. In fact, we only have a short time to talk before- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

The line just went out and Shadow hanged up the phone.

"Dam those stupid humans. Who do you think I am… an errand boy?"

Shadow went to his computer that he was on before the phone call.

"Now time to go back on my computer."

All of a sudden the computer went off and Shadow was first surprised, but quickly turns to a yell as he has lost all access to the internet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The flashback has ended and returned to the present.

"And that is how it all started."

Silver turned to Shadow.

"What are you even talking about you haven't even said anything about what happened earlier. All you said was that they called and then said that is how it all started."

"Never mind what I said, at least he's no longer going to watch television… Ah, any second now, there going to return the power from our house and I can finally go back to the internet."

Knuckles and Silver looked at the sad hedgehog as he carried some of the broken glass and started to release some tears.

"Somehow, even though he was watching TV for many days…I still feel kind of bad for what Shadow did."

"Yeah, and I've been his rival for years."

Knuckles and Silver looked at Shadow with their arm crossed on their chest and with mean looks on their face.

"Fine… let's go get him a new television."

Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Knuckles all went to Best Buy, since it was the closet and most reliable place where they get their electronics.

""So… Uh… What do you think we should get him?"

"I don't know… but since you broke his old television, you should let Sonic decide."

"Yeah and you're the one that's going to pay for it."

"What? Why the hell should I pay? It's not like I'm the one who-…"

Shadow tried to finish it, but notice them starting at him, not only that but also remembering that he was the one who broke it. Shadow tried to say the words, but struggle in trying to get those words out.

"Fine… what do… you want… faker?"

Sonic was gone and out of sight. They all were looking for him for about half an hour until they found him glued onto a particular flat screen television. Sonic had his face on it and started to growl all over it.

"We should get Sonic farther from it before they have to take it away to get disinfected."

"I don't think that they will do that Shadow, since Sonic has a hold on it."

Silver started to grin and let out a small laugh at seeing Sonic act this way. Then a salesman came by and introduced himself, by shaking all their hands.

"Hello, I see your friend here is intrigued by these one of a kind flat screen television."

The others turned their attention to the television. Their eyes started to glow brightly as they glazed at the awesome flat screen.

"It is an energy saver that gives only 10 percent of energy then other televisions and is compatible of connecting and surfing through the internet.

"Internet… awesome."

"It is a 10X35 feet screen with High Definition TV already installed."

"High Definition TV, sweet."

"It also has a High Audio Speaker Phones already installed."

"High Audio Speaker Phone, cool."

"And to top it, if you buy it right now… you get a Satellite that contain a one year free access on all your cable shows, that even includes HBO and Starz. What do you say?"

The salesman smiled at him showing a gold pasted tooth that shined when the light hit it.

"I know I shouldn't be doing this, but… you guys look like you're not a pair of suckers, so if you get the television now I will even include this Universal Controller."

Sonic looked at the controller as a beam of light started to appear out of nowhere from the top of the controller, like if it was sent from heaven.

"I'll take it"

Sonic grabbed the controller and started to smother it and everyone else agreed to even get it, including Shadow who doesn't seem to mind buying it. They had the Geek Squad take it to Sonic's house and get it installed. When it was finished, the four of them turned it on. Luckily, the power had returned back to normal.

"Okay, what should we do first?"

They thought for a second about what they should do first on their brand new TV, and a thought appeared in Silver's head.

"Hey, since there are four of us, why don't we play Halo 3, we already got the XBOX 360 installed already."

Everyone else agreed and within a few minutes they were all playing multi-player mode, battling against each other.

"Hey Shadow, stop looking at my side of the screen."

Shadow started to wave his finger in a sign of denial.

"You're just saying that just because you keep getting killed by me."

Shadow had the high score, with Silver and Knuckles in the middle and Sonic at dead last.

"I going to win, so just give up"

The game was starting to get more intense as Sonic and Shadow started to go at it. They were going so crazy that Knuckles and Silver decided to exit out of the game and watch this extraordinary battle take place. Luckily for Sonic, he managed to make it to the same amount of points as Shadow.

"Okay faker, last game, winner takes it all."

"You're on."

They got ready for the final round as Sonic and Shadow started to get pumped up, well Knuckles and Silver were getting eager to await the winner of this battle. The door opened from the outside and Tails came in and went straight to the living room.

"Hey guys"

"Hey Tails"

"Hi Tails"

Tails looked at the game and then saw Sonic and Shadow playing. Their grip on the controller started to slip when some sweat from their heads fell down onto their gloves. In the screen, it showed Sonic and Shadow already shooting each other. Tails tried to get across them, but noticed the cables were up.

"May you two drop your controller to the floor for a second?"

"One minute Tails"

"Fine then, forget I said anything."

Tails didn't want to stand around, so he decided to walk over the cables. When he tried that, Shadow moved his hand to the side to signal Tails to move away and just wait. The two of them were on red health, no grenades, low ammunition, and no shield. Tails walked over Shadow's cable and block his view.

"Tails… move!"

"Just remain right there, Tails."

Shadow let out a glare, but not looking at Sonic, for fear that he might lose to him. Tails didn't paid attention to both of them and decided to go around Sonic's cable controller. Just then, Sonic moved his controller up and Tails's leg got tangled on the cable.

"Wow… Wow… Ah!"

Tails fell on the floor and the cable moved the console. When that happened, the plugs got pulled right out and the power went out. Everyone else were so shocked that it was a close match of the century, but the shock turn to a glare at Tails.

"Tails, are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm alright."

"Wait, so now we have to do that job."

Sonic and Shadow started to go around Tails punching their left hand with their right fist.

"Guys… It was just and accident. I can find a way to make this all better."

In a few minutes, Sonic and Shadow were doing another match well Silver and Knuckles were lying on the couch, enjoying the match.

"How is it going Tails?"

Tails was next to the television with a energy generated bicycle pedaling at a fast pace. He was starting to feel exhausted.

"Can I stop already, come on you guys."

"Tails, you better not stop until we are done with our ninety-nine battle match."

"What, ninety-nine?"

"Yeah now keep pedaling."

Tails kept on pedaling and started to slow down every once in a while, only to continue one when Shadow tell him to move faster.

"So do you think we should tell him that the power went back on?"

"Naw… maybe in a few hours."

Disclaimer: I hope this made you laugh. Tell me if you want to read more of this and to the people who read my other Sonic fic, you don't have to worry because this will not really affect that fic, just to let you know.