Summary: People usually say that death acts on its own. But, they're wrong. I help death on its task. It's a two sided sword. I can easily get hurt, but at the same time, I can't die. Unless, of course, I defy the rules. AU Sasuten

Chapter one: Attack the sleepy town

Today sucked. Yeah, it fucking sucked. My life, not being easy at all, gets worst each day. I mean, really! The oh-so popular ones didn't stopped getting on my nerves, something that, I might add, happens every day. But, I don't know why, today, it felt like they toke the day to piss me off. Always making comments on my clothes, hair…Everything! Pushing me on the cafeteria line, laughing about stupid jokes and annoying me on classes.

Usually, I don't let them get on my nerves, I just ignore or sometimes get back at them, but today I wasn't on a good mood, so, it felt like the worst day ever. Mostly, because I had a lot of "work" last night and only slept two hours.

That's my life. Being always alone, with a few, no, with one or two friends, getting mocked, killing and studying. Yeah, pretty much that.

Yeah, I said killing. I, Tenten have a secret, a big one, that, of course, no one knows or suspects. I have a hard task. I deliver death. But, not on a conventional way, no, I kiss people when their time comes.

I only kiss people on the mouth when it's a non-painful death. And believe me, you wouldn't want this job. Mostly because it's hard to kill the ones you know. Like three years ago, I found out from, my sources, that, our town chief, Sarutobi-sama, was going to die. It was very hard for me, because he was a nice man and did so much for me. So, I gathered courage and kissed him on his forehead and thanked him for everything he did. Of course that, while doing it no one can see me or else…

Even so, that wasn't the hardest death I had to deliver, heck, it was far from my first and tormenting task.

A/N: So, what did you think? This is the first chapter and I hope you liked it. Hope the plot is not too lame. Please review!

Next: Chapter 2 "Some sort of introduction"