Wow this was weird and kinnda weird… I heard my brother and sister arguing and it spawned this… Anyway I do not own Alice (it belongs to SyFy if you're wondering) wich I guess is kinnda good because it wouldn't have a plot... it would just be HatterxAlice fluff...

"Yea, well, you're just a silly tea shoppe owner!" Alice huffed turning away from her boyfriend.

"Oh yea?" fumed Hatter. "Look at me, I'm Alice. I'm gonna skip around in my little dress looking for my boyfriend!" As he sing-songed in his thick accent this he began to make skipping motions with his arms and twisted his features into a sickening imitation girlish face.

Alice bit the insides of her lips to keep from giggling. "Fine, neh, you little ninny-hammer!"

Hatter's eyes lit up with mirth at her juvenile name. "Me? A 'ninny-hammer'?" Alice suppressed a grin as she nodded, not trusting her voice. "Well, if that's how you feel, then neh to you too!"

"Neh-wheh-nuh!"

"Neh-wah-wah."

"What are you two doing?" Carol asked after she walked into the room.

Hatter spun around. "Having an intelligent conversation over our differences like mature adults," he said in all seriousness. He turned back to Alice who had been sticking out her tongue and making other various faces at Hatter's back. "I'm gonna get you now," he exclaimed upon seeing her latest face. (Which consisted of her crossing her eyes and sticking her toungue out of the side of her mouth, the result being that she looked quite mad.) Alice squealed and ran away from the man who was desperately trying to tickle the life out of her.

"MOM!" she giggled hiding behind the elderly woman. The couple feinted around her for a moment before Alice darted towards her room, Hatter hot on her heels.

"What in the world is wrong with those two?" Carol walked into the kitchen and saw the problem. The Christmas candy that their neighbor sent every year was gone, and a slightly chocolate smudged hat lay in a pile of wrappers.

Carol smiled shaking her head as the young love-birds bolted up the hall, this time with Hatter in the lead,

"You'll never catch me!" he declared as they chased one another around the couch. Carol sighed, there was only one way to do away with hyper children, and that was simply to let them run off all the extra sugar in their system. She poured herself a cup of tea and sat down to watch the show. Alice caught Hatter and was now mercilessly tickling him while his eyes bugged out slightly from all the pressure trapped in him for he refused to laugh.

That's all folks!

Hatter- We wouldn't do that! This is WAY OOC.

Me- You've never been souped up on sugar have you? So neh

Alice- *(Sweat drops)* Anyway review and you get a Hatter hug!* But no flames.

*RandomRomantasist999 is unable to promises "Hatter hugs" to reviewers. She sincerely apologizes to anyone who got their hopes up.