Ok, time for the copyright stuff. Hey I gotta do this or they'll sue me ass off!! Ok, I don't own the following:
Powerpuff girls, Gremlins (dah movie), JTHM, Calvin Kline, and boy wit dead puppy on head.
Now…ON WIT DAH STORY YOU ARE SURE TO HATE!!
It began on a...Friday. Why? Cuz I like'm Fridays! Yous got sometin against it mah brotha?!?! TOAST!! Good. Anyways, Gwen and Shea where minding there own business when all of a sudden!!!
I come runnin after dem.
Me: SHEA, GWEN!! ARRGGG!! SLOW DOWN!! CURSE YOU BLOODY MONKEY CANTALOPE!!! I SPEW AT THY WITH POPTART ANGER!! WOOT!! *I had been reading mah HNB*
Shea & Gwen: *walking* umm...ok... *stop*
Me: * runs up and slams book in Gwen's face* WE MUST GET THIS BOOK! Signed by *slams picture in Shea's face*THIS GUY!!
Gwen: (who now has a bloody nose) AAAIIEEEE!! Huh? JTHM? I thought you let me borrow dis?
Me: By the powers of fanfiction I can do anything. ^_^
Gwen: Aaaaanything?
Me: well...yeah actually...anything. why...
Gwen: *grabs a computer* and suddenly, six Calvin Kline male models come running up the street wear nuttin but...
Me: HEY!! DUN BE MESSIN UP MAH STORY!! *grabs computer and starts bashin it wit a hammer*
Gwen: NO FAIR!!! (cries)
(they suddenly find themselves in a army type backdrop with a map of San Diego and a whole bunch o' other crap)
Me: THIS! *slaps ruler on map, pointing to a building* IS OUR OBJECTIVE!! within dis building they hold the Comic Con...a gathering of animators, writers, and artists of the comic industry!
Gwen: *wavin hand rapidly*
Me: yes Gwen?
Gwen: CAN WE BRING GUNS?!? BIG ONES WIT LOTS OF AMO?!?
Shea: pweezy? 0_0.
Me: *sigh*...very well...but you hafta swallow them! They wont fit in dah suitcases!
(Shea and Gwen do the happy-happy-bazooka dance of glee)
(I am not tryin to refer to any Terrorist acts! Please don't Sue MEEE!!! I'm really poor. Don't flame me either…cuz dats mean.)
Shea: *holds a piccy of Jhonen Vasquez* sooo...you want us to come with you...to get THIS BOOK!! *smashes book in Gwen's face again* signed by THIS GUY!!! *hands me picture* (Im a lil' meanybutt).
Gwen: WHY MUST I BE IN PAIN!!!! AAARRGGGG!! Poo.
Me: Yup, dat be mah plan!
Shea: Sooo, when are we leavin?
Me: *looks at watch...taps foot* ummm...aaaaboooouuut.....5 seconds.
Shea: what!? But...we're not even packed!!
Me: *Hands them Suitcases*
Shea: hmmm.... dis fanfiction thing is gettin pretty creepy...I scared…
Gwen: Aaaaand painful. (rubs nose)
(Two seconds laterz!!)
Me: MUST GET TO PLAAAAAANNEEEEE!!! MOVE OLD LADY MAN!! (pushes down old ladies and children)
Gwen: *leaps over puppies and old people* MOOOOOOOOOOVE!! I LEAP-ITH!!
Shea: GAAAARGGGG!! YOU ANNOY ME!! *Runs like the devil and leaps over a boy wit dead puppy on head* boy with dead puppy on head?!?!?!?
(And so there we are...runnin like the she-devil or sometin...she-devil? What the hell is dat? Why am I here?!? MOM! THEIR LAUGHIN AT ME AGAIN!! MAKE'M STOP!!)
Me: *points wit mah pinky* THERES THE HOLY PLANE!!
Gwen: WE MUST RUN NOW YES'M?
Shea: YES'M I THINK'M WE SHOULD'M!! MMMMMM, MMMM!!!!
(so we run...carrying large assed suitcases on our backs...Gwen's back broke and she lay on the ground like a dieing bug...all twitchy and stuff. So Shea dragged her along. we had to jump for the plane but we made it okee.)
Gwen: OH SWEET LORD ALL MIGHTY!!! MY that was fun ^_^.
Shea: uhh...yeah...HEY FIRST CLASS!!
Me: dude...we they musta accidenlty given us dah wrong tickets.... SWEETNESS!!!
All: *evil cackle of doom*
(And so we enjoyed our lil' ride........ ummm...Im gonna take a break from this...go out for awhile...maybe go to circle K and get me a cherry Freezy...hey Linkin Parks on, sweetness! Ok, I'll be back in an hour.)
(Back)
Shea: *listens to Crawling and looks outside, only to see a gremlin thingy on the wing* 0_0
Gremlin: I EAT FLEEESSH!!! BLOOARG!!
Shea: HOLY FUCK MONKEY!! THERES SOMETHIN ON THE WING!!
Me: hmmm? *looks outside and sees nothing* uhh...Shea? there's nothing....
Shea: bu...mmk...*looks back and sees Gremlin*
Gremlin: I KILL YOU GOOD!! BLORG! MESA AM JARJAR BINKS!!!
Shea: AAAAIEEEEE!!!!
Me: OH GOD!! JARJAR BINKS!! SAAAATAAAAN!!!! *Screams and hides under chair *
Stuartes: (and dude...she was was worse than Britney Spears! I hate that slut sooo much. She made me feel unsafe and on the verge of something horrible...)
Like! What can I do to help you?!! *flashes her giant power puff girl eyelashes*
Gwen: HOLY VAMPIRE PIGGY!! YOUR EYES ARE HUGE!!!
Shea: *ignores Gwen* THERES SOMETHIN ON THE WING!!!!!! LOOKY!! *Slams Stuarts's face in window* LOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!
Gremlin: I AM SPOOKY YES??!! FLARRGAABLOOORAAAAAPLLLOOGGGGAAARRRGGGPOOH!!! (...I don't know…-_-)
Stuart: OH! He comes, like, by all the, like, time!! teehee!! *bllllliiiink bllllliiiink*
Gwen: she scares me....
Me: uh huh! scary big eyes...HEY!! LEMME POKE YOUR EYE!!! *Poke poke pokey
Poke* EYE POKEY O' DOOM!!
Stuart: AAARRRRGGGG!! LIKE, MY EYES ARE TO BIG TO LIKE, CLOSE QUICK ENOUGH!! YOU, KINDA LIKE, DEMON CHILD!!! *runs off screamin...*
Me: eeeeeeeeeeewww!! I gots eye slime on my finger!!!
*suddenly , a baby-lamb-puppy thing (seem familiar?) comes by and licks my finger.*
Shea: SWEET GOD!! *Barfs on near-by lady's head* (its just cuz I can)
Gwen: SICK PUPPY-LAMB THINGY!!!
Puppy: aroof? ------(that's a puppy sound)
Me: YES YOU!! SICK PUPPY-LAMB!!!
Puppy: awoof! *does puppy jig*
Shea: THE CUTE-NESS MUST PERISH!!!
Me: *throws puppy out window*
Shea: NOT YET!! I liked his lil' jig!!
Me: sowwy...
Gwen: it okee...he had scary big eyes.
(Later)
Me: Man…. Im thirsty…NEED FREEZY!!!
Shea: hmmm…(takes a Freezy and injects caffeine juice in it…. a lot) fun… Here yah go Lil' Spooky…enjoy.
Me: CHERRY DOOM!! * Sniff* (Gir voice) I…I love you!!
Shea: yeah yeah yeah DRINK!! *Rubs hands evilly *
Me: okee dokee…. *drinky *
Suddenly, 20 seconds later
Me: (running up and down the alleys singing the doom song and throwing small children like pillows) SING WITH MEEEE!! DOOM DOOMDOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOM DOOMY DOOOM DOOMIES!!!!!!
Shea: (Laughing in some kind of Tim Curry freakish laugh…yeah you know the one.) I love me…
(Lets fast forward 7 hours.... we're now landing...woo)
Shea: THE PLANES LANDING!! I JUMP NOW!! ARGG!!
Me: BUT SHEA…..!!
(Before I could react, Shea had already jumped right outta the plane and was Rollin on the ground outside on the landing pads. She just tumbled and tumbled and tumbled and tumbled and tumbled…. and tumbled…. I think she died…dun know…READ ON YOU BOOB!!)
Gwen: SWEET GOD!! SHEA'S DEAD!!!
Shea: *comes up behind us unscathed carrying her suitcase* Yow homie G…. sooo…where to now?
Me Gwen: B…b…but you…
Shea: You said this was a fanfic…rrrrriiight?
Me: Ooooh…your right….
Gwen: THEN WHY DO I FEEL PAIN?!?!?
Shea: Cuz…. we dun like you…
(Ok, now we're walkin outta the airport and getting a rental…now, you must realize that none of us are 16…yes, NOW you understand the humor-ness I have inflicted onto this fic, and how did we do this? By the power of the mighty Jhonen knowledge I have learned of course!)
Me: GIMMIE KEYS OR I SHALL SMITE ALL THAT IS GOOD IN YOUR LIFE!! AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK (grabs a plastic sporks) I SHALL INFLICT PAAAAAIIIN!!!
(Yes, yes it did work! Try it…but don't blame me if it dun work. But, unfortunately Shea is driving, only cuz she's taller. Ok, we're drivin down dah road toward the Comic Con…let's move on, yes?)
Gwen: (holdin up a big-ass map) I DON'T SEE THE PLAAACE!!
Me: (using some high-tech binoculars) me neither!! THEY STOLE IT!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (gets slapped).
Shea: Well, lets just keep drivin eh?
(AND SUDDENLY OUT OF FOOKIN NOWHERE!!!)
Gwen: BOY WITH DEAD PUPPY ON HEAD!! (Points ahead of the car)
Shea: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Car: *swerve*
(Sooo…the car goes swerving round in a circle till we go flying off of a huge ramp…thingy and go totally outta control in the air…I will give you these few seconds to picture this in your head……………………………………….done? no? ok……………………………………………….now? good.)
All: AAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Suddenly, the car stops in mid air for no reason at all and we fly out dah window. Why? Cuz this is a fanfiction so SHU UP!! MOOOOM THEY'RE LAUGHIN AT ME AGAIN!!!!)
(Ok, and we go flying right through the building where the Comic Con was being helded…I hate you all.)
Me: *brushes off glass * Whew! I thought we'd never get here!!
Shea: Me neither…. do I smell Code Red? * Wanders off *
Me: SHEA!! WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!! Wait what the hell am I talking about? I'm gonna go find Jhonen! *Walks away*
Gwen: ummm…hello? *Walks around in the crowd of people…. nah REALLY? *
Ok, soon I'll post each of our wonderful adventures up as we wander through the vast Comic Con…wheeeee.
I bet this sucked much huh? Im sorry….really I am! Well…I really don't like flames all that much…please don't flame me! I have candy…I give you candy, you no flame me, eh? That work out good?