Here, by request, is a New Moon parody. Once again, I don't own Twilight saga nor do I like it. I like making parodies of it.. but that's it. Review, if you could :P Oh and yes, I did watch New Moon. And no, I did not read it.
(Dream sequence)
I was in a pretty, pretty meadow. It was pretty. I could not find Edward. A few feet away from me, I saw movement. I thought it was Edward because since I was obsessed with him, everything revolved around him. I went to the moving figure.
"Edward!" I yelled to it. Then, SLAM! I ran right into glass. "Damn.." I rubbed my forehead. I looked up. "Grandma?" I asked the figure.
I raised my finger to touch the glass. The grandma did the same. "Crap." I whispered. All of a sudden, Edward appeared next to me and.. her. My Edward kissed my hand. So did hers.
"Mmm. I love me some cougars." Edward smiled to the older one. It took me an hour, because I was naturally slow, to realize she and I were one. I realized that when she mimicked EVERYTHING I did. Oh and maybe when I slammed into the mirror. I guess. "Bella..BELLA!"
"BELLA! Wake up!" Charlie yelled into my ear, shattering my ear drums. I wonder if my ear drums were a drum set. Anyway when I did wake up, rubbing my now bleeding ear, he smiled. "Happy birthday."
"CRAP! That's today?" I asked. I totally forgot it was my birthday because I was too busy thinking of Edward's super perfection.
"Uh. Yeah. Anyway, I got you something. You can keep all your pictures of your friends in this.." He told me.
I cut him off, "A Laptop? COOL!"
"Well, not exactly." He pulled out a scrapbook from a sack he was carrying.
"Oh. Well that's crap. Thanks Dad." I frowned.
"I brought cupcakes..?" He held up the packed plate of cupcakes.
"OH YAY! All is forgiven!" I danced around the plate of cupcakes.
Time for school.
"Bella! Hey, I love you!" Mike informed me.
"Ew. You don't look like a Greek god, so I'll never love you!" I pushed him away.
"Bella! (empty meaningless chatter)" My friend, who's such a minor, forgotten character that I forgot her name, said.
"Oh great. Here comes Cullen." Eric frowned. He nodded to the direction Edward was.
I looked at where he nodded. Walking towards us, was perfection. He was wearing a purple shirt that was very shiny. He smiled at us and winked at Mike.
"Come on guys." Mike told the rest of the minor characters. "We're not needed." They walked away.
"Hi Honey!" I smiled at Edward.
"Uhm. Hi. Don't call me honey." He told me.
"Ok sweetie."
He sighed. "Never mind."