So this is my newest story where all these characters are my friends and they quote the most random stupid things they say and no offense, but there are lots of them. So it's our newest show on the Warrirornetwork!
Don't question it!
Starring: Songmist! (Small silver she-cat with white tabby stripes) host
Strawberrypelt! (Bright pink she-cat with green eyes) the calmer downer
Wolfstorm! (Fluffy dark gray she-cat with silver under belly) co-host Songmist may have locked in a closet
Auburnkit! (Crimson she-kit with vivid green eyes and cream paws, fictionbunny)
Mistykit! (Dark brown she-kit with tan paws and white underbelly. Ice blue eyes, skystar5)
Dragonkit! (gray she-kit with black tabby stripes one white toe on each paw, dragonfriend4)
Windkit! (white she-cat tan muzzle and ears, windiful fluting pixie)
Starkit! (Stealthy black she-cat flaming amber eyes, DictatorL aka Ninja 2.0)
Goldkit!-(dark yellow she-kit with ice blue eyes and one pink paw Petalstar)
Vampirekit! – (black she-kit with a russet ring around her neck. White tail tip, squirrelgirl)
Ninjakit! (pale cocoa brown she-cat with dark brown eyes, little miss ninja artist)
So if you want a character I'm making a forum so… if you are a guest then get an account or so send it in a review I guess but if you are an author no review cats accepted, only PM cats (and I don't mean nocturnal kitties) or forum cats. And with that we welcome you to Don't question it, here's your host SONGMIST! *fans scream in the stands as annoying theme music comes on and out steps a silver and white she-cat*
CHAPTER 1, TRUTH OR DARE
A silver and white she-cat steps into the spotlight and begins to chant,
"I am the sun and the moon and I have a purple unicorn named Larry and a red one named Bob and we are all buddies, except Larry and Bob don't really like me that much so I am a sad kangaroo, and that is how the world ended." She opens her eyes to reveal a dazzling yellow color. She laughs prettily and some cats laugh nervously with her, she's not sweet anymore.
"ARE YOU KITTENS LAUGHING AT ME!? I'LL SET MY KIT ARMY AFTER ALL OF YOU!" A bright pink she-cat scuttles out.
"Um… Madame I think they're laughing with you." The flames surrounding songmist go out with a floosh of smoke and the cat huddled in a corner runs while he still can. Songmist is pretty again.
"Oh, sorry then." She pulls a walkie talkie up to her mouth, "Starkit we don't need the army false alarm." She turns happily back to the audience and begins the show.
"Hi everyone and welcome to Don't Question It where we are random," She pauses for the audience.
"YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SCREAM LIKE INSANE FANGIRLS WHEN THEY SEE JUSTIN BEIBER!" the audience screams, Songmist is in diva mode. "Geez I meant scream happily not terrified, ug. Anyways today's episode is truth or dare edition. Don't like what you're told you get to do twice the time and the kit army comes and get you! Sound like fun? Our first guest is Lionblaze!" Lionblaze poofs out of nowhere.
"Huh? He has a super deep voice.
"Hey Lionblaze it's time for truth or dare so pick, truth or dare." Lionblaze is still super confused so he randomly mumbles,
"Truth." The white tabby smiles and looks at him evilly.
"Great, now let's let out our next four guests!" out walks a light brown tabby she-cat with smoky heather-blue eyes, a slender, lithe, dappled, light brown tabby she-cat with blue eyes, a fluffy, white she-cat with bright, round blue eyes, and with a sleek, glossy pelt, and finally out walks a slender, dappled, broad-headed, fluffy, smoky gray tabby she-cat with round, dark blue eyes. Three are very confused as they come out, the white one walks in a zig zaggy path as makes her way to the stage. The last one comes out smiling as if she knows what's happening, could she?
"Introducing, Heathertail! Honeyfern! Icecloud! And Cinderheart!" Lionblaze who appearded to be like half asleep from the moment he got here perks up and his eyes bug out. Songmist again just smiles evilly,
"Perfect, Lionblaze you have to choose between these four she-cats. Honeyfern who you felt a spark that he returned until Berrynose showed up. Icecloud has had a secret crush on you forever just never said anything, (she really did, I looked it up even the Erin Hunters admit it, it was just never mentioned in the books). Heathertail, who definitely loved you at some point, I believe you returned the feeling. And finally Cinderheart your current she-cat." Songmist put a little too much emphasis on current. Lionblaze was very flustered.
'Um…" He looks up hopefully. "Icecloud had a crush on me?" he blushes. "Um… I pick Icecloud. She never dumped me."
"DUMPED!? You dumped me idiot!" Heathertail screeches as under Strawberrypelt under Songmist's order armed the WindClan cat. "YOU LITTLE *******************************DUNG!" and attacks Lionblaze.
Honeyfern is angry too. "I'm supposed to be the center of attention! And pulls out a bomb to throw at Lionblaze. And Cinderheart gets a flamethrower.
"You stole my tom! And she attacks Icecloud. Songmist comes out smiling like there are not 5 cats fighting with weapons behind her.
"Alright and now because St- *phone rings* oh sorry! Yes Auburnkit what, yes I put Strkit in char- well no I don't care if you are the tyrant or not Starkit Is the dictator and I put her in charg- no! You don't have to involve the rest of the army, or the empress, or yes honey no army- you can be leader tomorrow! I have a show now bye!" A flustered Songmist hangs up the phone and calls to the side, "Strawberrypelt Auburnkit is in charge of the army tomorrow! Well sorry our next cat is Dovewing!" A fluffy gray she-cat just randomly poofs onto the stage.
"Why am I, hey I'm on TV." Dovewing immediately starts doing the most random and worst model poses.
"Hey my job!" Songmist says while jumping in front of her and doing terrible model poses, Dovewing in front, Songmist, dove, song, dove, song, all while Lionblaze and icecloud are still wrestling Cinderheart, lionblaze and Honyfern. A fluffy gray she-cat with silver underbelly walks out, well it seem that Dovewing and Songmist have become best friends," Camera slides over to Dovewing and Songmist ho are chatting up a storm and appear drunk. "OK WHO GAVE SONGMIST CAT MINT!? AND THEN MADE DOVEWING EAT SOME?" Snickering echoes from the camera crew. "Well while they are um being undrunk, please watch this video composed by our kit army."
Tape rolls and we are whirled away to behind the studio where everyone forced into this show stays. Mistykit comes out to introduce everyone because there is a major pillow fight going on behind her. Vampierkit walks by with a pillow hits Mistykit and screams
"Been there came back, OH LOOK A SPRINKLER!"
"I'm a smart! Windkit randomly shouts out while dodging pillows. She bumps paws with Auburnkit whom both scream "dolphin!" Then both Mistykit and Windkit yowl "Squirrel" as the bump paws. Dragonkit with frantically typing a story and screeching
"ONLY 1,000 MORE WORDS!" she turns to the pillow fighters "can you get go get sailor moon?"
"Not it!" they all call at random times accept Ninjakit. She looks up from drawing an amazing super fantastic drawing.
"Uh no, not me."
"Why is everyone so obsessed with sailor Moon?" Auburnkit bursts out.
"We're not obseesed!" says Starkit who is wearing a sailor moon shorts, suspenders, and t-shirt.
"yeah, not obsessed at all." Auburnkit rolled her eyes. Windkit runs around wearing an oversized football jersey screaming
"I'm a butterfly!" Goldkit finds a round pillow bright blue and has elephant ears she kicks it into the flying feathers saying.
"DIE POTATO!"
"elly!" Mistykit runs to the blue elephant and huggles it then go to pester Dragonkit. "whatcha writing?"
"PLUTO!"
"geez don't have to me so touchy. She turns around flicking her plumy brown tail in Draginkit's face.
"No really I'm writing an essay about Pluto."
"Oh." Mistykit whacks Dragonkit with a pillow and the ultimate pillow fight continues in the hotel room. Songmist walks in and gets smashed in the face with a pillow and everyone stops she's fuing and Vampirekit squeaks run and all the kits jump out the window.
END TAPE!
Wolfstorm is on tape again,
"So Dovewing and Songmist smuggled more Catint and are currently flirting with a camera guys so we'll get back to Dovewing on the next episode. So until then-"Songmist jumps into the camera putting her face in the lens.
"PURPLE PUPPIES!"
NEXT TIME ON DON'T QUESTION IT!
Dovewing is finally not high on cat mint,
Tigerstar gets a life
And we force Leafpool to go to a Justin Beiber concert!
All on the next episode of DON"T QUESTION IT! -11/10
here's the forum! forum/Don-t-Question-It/121893/