Super mari sunshine pt 1:framed like a portrait.
Its an average day at angel island.
Cindi: Mawi can I have a cookie?
Tubba: can I lose weight?
Bubba: CAN I STOP SPEAKING IN CAPS!
Mari: that's it! Circi I need a vacation!
Mari runs into her house.
Circi: mari wait!(crazy barks bites Circi`s leg)okay…..
Hawk enters Mari`s house
Mari: what.
Hawk: I just need you to sign this saying anything that happens while im gone is Samuel's fault.
Mari: your leaving?
Hawk: on vacation to isle delflino.
Mari: im going too, I need a vacation.
Hawk: fine pack your bags.(in a scary voice) we leave in an hour.
Later…..
On the plane…
Mari: im hungry.
Hawk: don't worry I brought chocolate.
Tom: chocolate? did you say chocolate.
Hawk: uuuhhhh yeah why?
Tom: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!CHOCO!-
Hawk pushes Tom out of the plane.
Lil rapo: hi im-
Tom: CHOCOLATE!
Hawk opens the bag and pulls out heather.
Hawk: heather you ate my chocolate!
Heather: sorry I just wanted to come too.
Hawk: uugghh fine.
Heather: yay!
Hawk: but you owe me 30 bucks.
Screwball pilot: were landing soon. and theres a demon in mah pants!
Then it shows a picture of mari on the runway drawn in shadow goop.
Screwball: well I cant land cuz 1 theres a demon in my shoe and second that's blocking the runway. So im gunna push you 3 outa the plane.
Hawk: wait what?
He pushes them out of the plane and throws his pants too. Mari lands on a crate, Heather lands in a cotton candy machine, and hawk finds a magic balloon.
Mari: ouch!
Heather: yum.
Hawk(to heather): lucky.
Mari: this crate is addressed to Mari Posa. Wait im Mari Posa!
Dun dun dunnnnnn!.
Mari opens the crate and pulls out a water shooting backpack.
Mari: this is the water pack I wanted when I was 7. It was lost in the mail.
Water pack: greetings I am f.l.u.s.h.
Hawk: you're the evil backpack from Dora!.
Flush: no I am a parody of fludd thank you for your purchase from the Ghasp co.
Hawk: Ghasp? He has a company yet he lives in the woods.
Mari: I waited so many years for this thing.
Heather: well if your 16 now….
Hawk: wait! We can use it to clean the runway!
Mari uses it on the runway and a shadow creature appears.
Hawk: its okay I do this for a living.
Heather: but aren't you a wedding planer part time?
Hawk: shut up!
Hawk shoots the creature and the plane lands.
Screwball pilot: good work and theres a demon in my kidney.
Hawk throws him into the ocean.
Pants demon: finaly.
Hawk: Jeff its been so long! How's my pen pal.
Jeff: good good.
Heather: oh look the greeters.
Cops: that's the girl who gratified our land with shadow goop!
Later in court….
Judge: guilty! decapitation!
Mari: but we just got here!
Hawk: my layers are here.
Mr.t, dr.j, and cait sith walk in.
Cait sith: objection! The drawing was fighting ghosts and the girl was in a portrait. At the time.
Judge: too bad they will die!
Mr.t: I pity you fo! Spare them or I will taunt you, torture you, and snap yo neck.
Judge: too late snake already did.
Dr.j: do it or my stupidity will destroy your town and eat you.
Judge: okay just don't eat me! I sentence thee to clean your mess Mari.
Mari: eh beats the chair.
Hawk: I don't get no work. yay!
Cop: as her accomplice you must help her clean it or else.
Hawk: ive been Rick roll`d, tortured, and been beaten up by chuck Norris so do your worst .
Shows hawk strapped to a chair and nacho enters.
Nacho: NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-
Hawk(eyes visible): fine ill do it just make it stop or ill die!
Heather: so where do we stay?
Shows them in jail.
Heather: me and my big mouth.
Dora: hola im your cellmate!
In the next cell…
Hawk: what you in for.
Green bionicle: final bio was scraped so im outa a job.
In the next cell…
Flush: the reason this town is so filthy is because the star sprites where stolen and without them you get the point. Now get some rest we got a big day ahead of us.
Mari: okay.
The next day…
Cops: clean this place.
Hawk: I can do this with my mind( a bunch of goop vanishes)
Heather: Mari look!
Mari looks and sees a being that looks like her only darker with red eyes and a can of spray paint duck taped to a paintbrush.
Mari: that must be who messed this town up!
The doppelganger runs away.
Hawk: don't let her escape!(activates wing pack).
Flush: use my rocket nozzle.
Mari does and crashes into hawk.
Shadow Mari then enters a portal she drew.
Flush: we must jump into the portal.
Hawk: we know that! Heather you cant come so go play in traffic.
Heather: yay!
The 2 jump in and find a weird eel sphere thing and- hawk.
Mari: hawk you have a twin.
Other hawk: no im a mercenary created at the same time as hawk from negative energy and I stole sqell`s role. For I am( changes into a evil type version of hawk) Dark hawk!.
Hawk: so shadow Mari hired you to help her screw up the town?
Dark: yes. Now eely mouth zap him!
Eely mouth( in Ed`s voice): zapity zap zap!
Not too far away….
Dj: this is a much better place for a honeymoon than that rock garden.
Erika: oh yes.
Hawk crashes into a nearby umbrella.
Both: hawk?
Hawk: Dj?bbbuuuzzzz.
Erika: you okay?
Hawk: I got an idea!(takes dj`s headphones) I need these.
Hawk tapes it to a megaphone glued to an electric guitar plugged into an oversized amp.
Hawk: hit it parapa!
The opening to parapa the rapa(season one) starts playing on the device.
Eely mouth(in Ed`s voice): bad for ed!(explodes)
Dark: I don't speak Japanese!
Hawk: nor do I but the songs catchy.
Mari: yes it is.
Dark: I will be back!(smashes through a window)
Mari: lets find shadow Mari.
They do.
Shadow Mari: go away(echos)
Mari: no.
Hawk: I aint fraid of no ghost.
Petey piranha enters.
Petey: I get paid by the hour.
Hawk:…….
Hawk turns petey into mulch.
Shadow Mari: uuuuhhhhh fear the uber goober!
Shadow Mari vanishes leaving a star sprite.
Flush: now we can restore 1/3 of the town.
Hawk: what's the "uber goober".
A tentacle wraps around him.
Uber goober: I am.
Hawk manages to get 1 hand free and pulls out his gun.
Smiley appears in the corner.
Hawk shoots himself free.
Hawk: Mari play track6.
Mari presses a button on a stereo.
Hawk(wearing sunglasses holding a microphone): IM A GOOFY GOOBER!
ROCK!
YOURE A GOOFY GOOBER!
ROCK!
WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!
ROCK!
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOBERS!
ROCK!
PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY! WHEN THEY I CANNOT PLAY I SAY NO WAY(blows a hole in a jail and a bunch of turtwigs come out)NO! NO NO STINKIN WAY!
(now with a cowboy hat)IM A FOOL YOU SAY IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN ILL SAY THANKS!
THANKS!
(shows a fat man in a dress)THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
SO IF YOU THINK YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME! GO AHEAD TRY THE PAIN INSIDE WILL SET YOU FREE!
EMEN EMBLE ZEB EL BLAH!
IM A GOOFY GOOBER!
(shows Dwayne Johnson)ROCK!
GOOFY GOOFY GOFFY GOOBER YEAHHHHHHHHEAEAEAEAHHHHH!
(guitar solo)
Uber: what is the matter with you?
Hawk stabs his sword into uber`s head.
Hawk: distraction!
Then a blooper comes and sprays water at hawk.
Blooper: sqsfsgdw!
Mari: I don't speak Italian.
Flush: he says his name is goober and he shoots water instead of ink and he wants to join us.
Mari: sure we need a spook type character.
Goober joins the party.
Voice: hhheeelllppp!
Mari: that sounds like heather!
Transition…..
Green bionicle: hi im jarron I was supposed to be the main character in final bio until it was scraped.
Cat: meow.
Jarron: look for me and some dude named explosivo in this story.
Explosivo: jarron lets blow this taco stand and eat churros.
End transition…….
Hawk: freeze dirt bag!
Heather is shown cornered by a big green caterpillar.
Dark: hello hawk, Mari, flush, squid thing, smiley, and chuck Norris.
Chuck: lets have an RPG battle!
Jowee and spook teleport in.
Jowee: the invention worked!
Spook: bark bark!.
Hawk: wana be in an RPG battle?
Jowee: hot dog!
Spook: ggggrrrrr
Jowee: oh sorry.
Cue FFX normal battle music.
Mari 60/60
Hawk 60/60
Jowee 55/55
Spook 45/45
Goober 46/46
v.s.
Dark hawk 70/70
Wiggler 80/80
Mari uses water shot 10 damage
Hawk uses blade beam 15 damage
Jowee uses elemental ice ghost 10 damage
Spook uses 2 5 damage
Goober uses squirt 5 damage
Dark uses shadow slash. 10 damage
Wiggler uses rage 25 damage all
Mari 35/60
Hawk 25/60
Jowee 30/55
Spook 20/45
Goober 21/46
v.s.
Dark hawk 35/70
Wiggler 70/80
Mari switches with chuck
Goober switches with- smiley?
Hawk uses fuse and becomes joweehawkspooksmileynorris.
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris 8796/8796
v.s
Dark 35/70
Wiggler 70/80
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris: its showtime
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris uses chest lazer 85 damage
Wiggler faints
Dark uses dark omni slash. Joweehawkspooksmileynorris is un affected.
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris: im so awesome im impervious to damage.
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris uses happy punch 265 damage.
Dark hawk smashes through a window.
Joweehawkspooksmileynorris: time to diffuse.
He splits back into his 5 components.
Jowee and spook leave.
Hawk: now lets relax for once.
Flush: the casino is nice.
Goober: sqwersqadeedswqa.
Gwom: squadala!
Mari: yeah this is a vacation after all.
Jeff: first who wants lunch im buying!
Hawk: I do!
The 2 leave.
Mari: I guess we better get going then.
Gwom: here is the map where do you wish to go.
Flush: that was not an intentional cd-I reference.
Goober:sqafytfsqwyfsqsqsqsqu.
Mari: yep.
Gwom: then you must die.
Ed hits Gwom with the eddy bat and sends him flying.
Ed: YOU TORMENT ME!
Mari: lets just end this chapter already.
Meanwhile….
Shadow Mari: my lord I have failed you.
Shadow: no need to apologize my most loyal servant, I found someone who can beat mari, released him, and infused him with the power of fire. While he distracts them you get the child.
Shadow Mari: yes my king I will not fail.
Shadow: and you I freed you from your prison and empowered you, hold up your end of the bargain and destroy Mari.
Figure: hawk will be so surprised to see me.(wilfre`s theme (the next chapter remix)starts playing) and I will DESTROY THE ONE WHO IMPRISONED ME!
To be continued……