Lord of the Rings Sonnet
Mordor, home to the terrible Mt. Doom of fiery fury.
In it, Sauron in secret, furiously forged the ring of power.
The ring is a big burden for anyone who will carry.
Sauron had received an ally, silly Saruman with his army and tower.
In the brave battle for middle Earth, at Mordor,
Isildur cut the ring off Sauron's hand, slice!
He was going to relinquish the ring in the luminous lava but he wanted more.
The ring led Isildur to his dangerous death, that wasn't very nice.
It took forever for the ring to ensnare a new bearer.
It was picked by the crazy creature Gollum,
Yet this maneuver was foolish like a mathematician making a simple error.
Whatever happened to this crazy creature, it wasn't boredom.
For 500 years it poisoned his mind like a psychopath.
After all that time he never took a bloody bath!