Title: Caked
Genre: General/Humor/Romance
Rating: T for implied sex and swear words
Summary: A cake for Kurogane but not the kind of cake you'd expect. KuroxFai
A/N: A birthday one-shot for chibi fye, hope you like it!
Kurogane was not amused, not amused at all.
This day started like any other, he fell face first off his bed after one of those falling dreams, then he lost his sword in a fight (it flew away alright?!), then when he returned after a hour search of his precious 'Souhi' the mage greeted him with a giggle fit and disappeared into the kitchen. A bad sign.
And so after sitting in his comfy chair (that he had claimed after they moved in) and reading his favorite book, he was called into the kitchen by the very hyper mage who had been there for the entire day making all sorts of noises. Sighing, the ninja let down his book and left his comfy sanctuary to enter the chaotic kitchen kingdom of Lord Fai, a decision he was most likely going to regret, dearly. The door opened and there it was, the biggest and most chocolaty chocolate cake he had ever seen, it was decorated with thick layers of chocolate cream (about the size of his pinky) and chocolate sprinkles. But where was the mage? He looked behind the cake, nothing. He looked in the cabinets (hey, it' the mage we're talking about) but there was just no sign of that idiot, strange.
There was a strange sound behind him, but it was ignored as he contemplated about the mage's whereabouts. Then it came, the worst case of Goosebumps he had ever had; it was as if something sinister was behind him, planning his painful demise, either that or…
"Kuro-sama" The mage squealed and the ninja turned and gaped.
There Fai was in all his naked glory, only a shiny bow covered his part and chocolate cream in his hair. Oh so he was in the cake…which made no sense to the poor ninja.
Both men stared at each other; a playful smile was plastered on the blonds face while Kurogane looked like a fish. How….romantic.
"Put some clothes on idiot!" Kurogane finally managed to yell.
"Aw, but I wanted to give you a present."
"P-present? Why the hell?" Kurogane was a bit surprised at the mage's answer.
"Yuuko-sama told me your birthday was today so I wanted to give you a present, but I get the feeling you don't like it." Fai's eyes began to water. Damn he hated when men cried.
"…I like it, okay? Just please put some clothes on before the kids arrive." Too bad he didn't foresee what happened next.
Fai threw himself at the unsuspecting ninja, bow nearly falling off as he hugged Kurogane tightly.
"Crocodile tears, I should've known." Kurogane muttered annoyed as he removed the mage off his person.
"Do you want your real present now?" Fai asked putting on his pants that had been lying on the kitchen floor, funny, Kurogane hadn't noticed them.
"Wait, this wasn't my, ugh, present?"
"Nope."
Blink.
"Sure, why not?" Kurogane said shrugging.
Fai invaded personal space once again, his arms wrapped around the tall mans neck as their lips closed into a passionate kiss. Kurogane, at first a little surprised, returned the gesture and then began to removing the newly-put-on pants belonging lord Fai. As their lips parted, the mage grinned deviously and Kurogane's shirt flew into the air and magic began.
Later…
"Mmm, that was fun." Fai giggled.
"Yeah, fun." Kurogane admitted to the blond sitting in his lap.
"Can we do this more often?" Fai purred burying his head in Kurogane's chest.
"It depends, will there be cake involved?"