***Hello, everyone! I did not write this recently. It was actually from, uh, a month ago. But I was flipping back through my book that everything is written in (well, one of the many books), and I found this! Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda belong to Butch Hartman, and let's roll!
"Why's you bringing me here? You's sayin' that we was gonna cause us some bad luck!" Anti-Wanda, twenty-six at the time, said when she saw where she was poofed off to.
Anti-Cosmo, a year younger than her, sighed through his nose. Why was his girlfriend such a moron?
He put that thought to the side and lead her over to his place of choice: under an old, dead tree in front of Carl Poofy-Pants Anti-Fairy High. The campus was currently vacant.
"Look around and tell me if you remember why this place has importance," Anti-Cosmo said.
Anti-Wanda looked around, tapping on her cheek. Then, she got it. "I gots this 'un! This here's where we first met! I's eatin' a sammich, then other people started bein' jerks, 'n you ran 'em right off mah tail! Mean, ya said I's ugly, but I hear that a lot... but ya love me now!" she recalled.
Anti-Cosmo nodded. "I'm impressed that your memory spans back that far. But I brought you here for more than a trip down memory lane," he said.
"Iono where memory lane is, but ya got the wrong place if you's thinkin' it's here," Anti-Wanda said.
"It's an expression for reminiscing, as we both were just now. And before you ask what either of those words mean, I will retalliate—don't ask me about that either—by telling you to shut up. I came to speak to you about something important," Anti-Cosmo said.
"No askin' 'bout big words. I gots it," Anti-Wanda said, giving a thumbs-up.
"Thank you. Anyways, we have known each other for years. And for a number of those years, you and I have been a couple. I have enjoyed being with you, and quite a lot. Most anti-fairies get together because their counterparts have, and they hate their partners limitlessly. You and I, however... I have fallen in love with you. An idiot you may be, but I do not believe I could live my immortal life without you," Anti-Cosmo said. He fished a box from his pocket and opened it to reveal a stunning ring.
It was black diamond with a silver band, the seeming frosty crystals where they attached actually being very small diamonds.
"That's why I'm asking you to be my wife."
When Anti-Wanda recovered from her shock, she lit up. "Yeah-ha!" she exclaimed.
Right after Anti-Cosmo put the ring on her left ring finger, he was tackled to the ground in a bear hug.
She hugged him, laying on top of him with her head on his chest. "Love ya," she said softly.
Anti-Cosmo recovered from his own shock and hugged her, rubbing her back around her wings.
"I love you as well."
***And there you have it. Hope it wasn't too OOC, but is it obvious by now that I love these two? Be sure to leave a review on the way out and I'll see you all in the next one! Bye!