Elisa: Well here it is folks...

Sammy: The moment we've all been waiting for...

Edward: Oh for Pete's sake...

Nyx: SHUT UP EDWARD! THIS IS OUR STORY NOT YOURS!

Sammy: YEAH!

Elisa: Well technically this is his story too because he's in it...

Nyx and Sammy: pssssh who cares about technicality?

Edward: I DO!

Nyx, Sammy and Elisa: SHUT UP!

Elisa: Now, our friend Nyxie aka Nyx Nuit, is going to be our Beta/ Co-Writer. Even though I do most of the editing anyways.

Nyx: I iz gonna be there to add in extra details! Just in case ya know! Can never be too careful!

Edward: Well, you're the exact opposite Nyx, you're too careLESS!

Nyx: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS STORY? GO BACK TO LIGHTS! CAMERA! LOVE!

Sammy: YEAH OR WE'LL POKE YOU WITH PENCILS! *brandishes pencil at Edward*

Nyx: YEAH! *high fives Sammy, and then brandishes pencil at Edward*

Edward: I'm out of here. Elisa can you make sure they give the disclaimer.

Nyx: SHOO!

Sammy: *pokes Edward with pencil*

Elisa: *flicks Edward's nose and squirts water in his face*

Edward: WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

Elisa: I don't know, I just felt like doing it.

Sammy: HA IN YOUR FACE EDWARD!

Nyx: OHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

Sammy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Elisa: We don't own Twilight-

Nyx: IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOUR WISH...

Sammy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Elisa: Or any cars, clothes-

Nyx: THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!

Sammy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Elisa: All music titles and such belong to their respective owners.

Nyx and Sammy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAANTS!

Elisa: We don't own Spongebob Either.

Nyx, Sammy and Elisa: TEEHEE!

Chapter 1.

Bella's POV

As soon as the door to my room closed I began to jump around and squeal. My favorite cousins were coming to see me! Well actually, this wasn't just a visit. They were coming to live with us for a while because Aunt Sarah just up and kicked them out. I think it was because of her stupid new husband...Rick...or Max...whatever. For now let's just call him Douche Bag. The arrogant asshole got a taste of his own medicine by two teenage girls. Elisabeth and Samantha are fraternal twins, and they prefer to be called Elisa and Sammy. "Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug, your love your love your love I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug, your love your love your love" I picked up my phone and immediately answered it. I knew it was Edward because of the ringtone. "Hey." I said.

"Hey, what's going on?" I smiled at the sound of his voice.

"Nothing much, my cousins are coming to live with me and Charlie." there was silence on the other end. "Edward? Are you there?"

"Sorry, Emmett's doing something weird," in the background I heard.

"HEY!"

"So why are they coming to live with you?" Edward asked, completely ignoring Emmett. I heard Alice's high pitched trill. "Shut up Alice!"

"Well, I think that you should let them explain everything to you." I heard the soft purr of an engine. I looked out my window and saw two expensive cars pull into the driveway. One a sleek black Ferrari, the other a deep blue Mustang. "They're here! I'll call you later Edward! I love you! Bye!" I hung up and threw my phone on the bed. I yanked my door open and bolted down the stairs, surprisingly not tripping over my own feet. Charlie was already out the front door greeting my two cousins. I ran out the front door and stopped on the porch and squealed, "Elisa! Sammy!"

"Bella!" they both squealed at the same time and then I was tackled by two girls and nearly fell gracefully on my ass. "Oh my God! It's been so long! How are you guys?" they both got off me and said, "Good."

"It's a bummer we got kicked out though. We didn't bang up his car that bad you know." Sammy said, pouting and crossing her arms. Looking a lot like Alice. I giggled. "About time someone taught that douche a lesson."

"He's such a prick." Elisa snorted. "You should see the way he looks at Sarah, he's a pervert." I looked at Elisa, shocked at her use of language especially since she didn't call her mother by her title. Charlie slipped into the house with the girl's bags. Somehow Charlie had come across money that a police chief didn't have and now I was driving a modest Nissan Altima and living in a mansion. Of course the house had lots of rooms and we had no trouble finding the girls rooms. "Come inside guys, I'll help you two decorate your rooms if you want." Elisa jumped up and down and squealed. Charlie was already in the living room, watching football on the brand new sixty-five inch plasma TV, while sitting on the black leather couch. "Make yourselves at home girls." he called from the giant living room.

"Will do Uncle Charlie!" they called back and followed me up the stairs.

"Wow, this beats the house back in Phoenix, this is awesome." Elisa said, taking in the space. I lead them to two rooms that were right next to mine. Charlie had set their stuff down right between the rooms so that they could choose their rooms. As considerate as that was, it also blocked our way through to the other bathroom. Sammy took a few steps and launched herself across the mess of suitcases and bags. "I call this room!" she announced, her converse skidding slightly on the polished wood. Elisa stepped gingerly around a guitar case and into her room. I heard a squeal. "We're gonna have so much fun!" Sammy came out of the room she chose and inspected the jumble, finally picking up a wide suitcase and a guitar case then dragging them away. Elisa did the same thing. I headed back down the stairs and began to think about what would be for dinner. Just then a thin arm linked through mine. It ended up being Sammy. "Get your big girl shoes on Bells we're goin' to Home Depot."

We all collapsed on the floor of the living room with soda's and bags of chips, completely exhausted. We were all splattered with paint. "Oh Elisa, remember when Kyle tried to get us to call him dad?" Sammy said and laughed. Elisa cracked up. "Oh yeah, I remember that. Remember his face got all red?" Elisa collapsed in a fit of giggles.

"You should have been there Bella-Bubbles," Sammy giggled, "It was fuuuuunnnyyyy."

"Okay no more Mountain Dew for you two." I laughed and tried to snatch their soda cans."

"Nu uh! Hands off my soda!" Sammy said, pushing me away. I laughed and fell over. Charlie walked into the living room to see us all rolling around, laughing our asses and completely filthy. He shook his head and walked upstairs, muttering something under his breath. We fell into another giggling fit. The caffeine was starting to get to us. For a random reason I began singing the theme to Six Flags. Giggling in random intervals. "Girls, I brought pizza! Anyone hungry?" Charlie said, coming back into the living room to see all of us still giggling. "I am!" Elisa yelled.

"Me too!" I said.

"Me three!" squealed Sammy. And then we all got up and ran for the kitchen at the same time but ended up colliding into one another. We collapsed, giggling like maniacs. Charlie blinked and said, "Um, when you girls get done being insane, there's food in the kitchen." and then he walked back out shaking his head and muttering under his breath again. We just giggled harder. "Nixie is sleepin' in my room!" Sammy screamed randomly.

"Who's Nixie?" I asked.

"Nixie is our totally awesome friend from Britain. She'll be here tomorrow. You don't mind do you?"

"Nope, I think I remember meeting Nyx one time. Wasn't she the one who climbed in that tree and then hung upside down off a branch?" I laughed.

"Sounds like Nixie." Sammy giggled.

"PIZZA!" Elisa screamed randomly and took off for the kitchen. Sammy and I got up to follow her.

"Hey no eating all of my pizza!" Sammy yelled.

"No my pizza!" I giggled/ yelled.

"No mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!" we all looked at each other and started giggling again.

Later that night, I was in my room, just sitting on my bed listening to my iPod, after the caffeine wore off. Suddenly he was there. Right in front of me. I smiled and pressed PAUSE on my iPod and took the earbuds out of my ears, then reached up for a kiss. It was small and chaste, but made me warm all over nonetheless. I blushed a faint shade of pink and Edward stroked my cheek. "How are you, love?"

"Fantastic, now that you're here." I said, giggling slightly. I guess the caffeine still hadn't wore off.

"Your cousins have very interesting minds." he said, obviously trying to keep his laughter suppressed. I giggled softly, (AGAIN WITH THE FRICKEN GIGGLING?) "I figured that out years ago."

"Samantha is currently thinking about Charlie the Unicorn and Elisabeth is thinking about cupcakes."

"Call them Elisa and Sammy Edward, they don't like to be called by their full names." I said. I heard a phone go off in the next room. "I'm so sick, infected with where I live let me live without this, empty bliss, selfishness, I'm so sick." Edward cocked an eyebrow. "Interesting ring tone." After a minute of silence I heard a door open and slam shut and Sammy squeal, "ELISA! NYXIE CALLED! NYXIE CALLED! I IS GONNA GO PICK HER UP!"

"Stay," I whispered to Edward.

"Yes ma'am." he said obediently. I opened my door and stepped out.

"Hey Sammy, drive safe okay?" she bolted out the door like she hadn't even heard me. I was going to get to meet the British punk rock girl. Awesomesauce.

Nyx: Awesomesauce is a cool word.

Sammy: Indeed it is.

Elisa: KETCHUP!

Edward: Wow...

Nyx: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GO BACK TO LIGHTS! CAMERA! LOVE! ?

Edward: Uh...

Nyx: SHOO!

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