A/N: My friend OtakuFangirlCrazyArtist and I started this after reading luckystars135's version called Fridge Notes, which is about the Espada. This one features the captains and lieutenants of Seireitei, pre-Kaien's death and pre-defection. As you can see, we had fun! Please review! n.n
Chapter 1
It all started when Mayuri decided to post an ad on the fridge. The chaos exploded from there far into the future... As you shall see!
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Help Wanted!
Any person or persons willing to be experimented on are greatly appreciated! Age, physical health and other factors are no obstacle, all that is needed is a willingness to be experimented on!
3 Mayuri
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Mayuri,
Please refrain from posting advertisements on the fridge.
Thank you,
-Yamamoto
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Mayuri,
I'm perfectly willing to be experimented on, Kurotsuchi-taichou.
-Gin ^.^
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Gin,
No. Just no. This is Mayuri-sama we're talking about. He says no.
-Matsumoto Rangiku
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Ran-chan,
You're no fun! I just wanted a little change of pace is all...
-Gin T.T
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Gin,
Change of pace!?! He'll rearrange your insides!!
-Rangiku .
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Ran-chan,
Guess I'll just have to rely on you then.
-Gin ;)
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Gin and Rangiku,
NOT ON THE FRIDGE!!!
-Yamamoto
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Ichimaru-taichou and Matsumoto-fukutaichou,
Please refrain from posting your foreplay on the refrigerator.
-Kuchiki-taichou