I got really bored, and it was midnight. It took me, like what, 10
minutes to make this. The beginning is like any other fanfic, but
Nudge gets a wake up call!
"Oh my god." I whispered to myself. I watched as the red fire ant ate
my spoiled burger from two nights ago. It was disgusting. The ant was
as big as my pinkie. Okay, maybe I was exaggerating a bit, but still!
I looked away, staring at the fire now.
We were together, and we were safe. Okay, safe isn't the correct word,
but I'm not smart. I need a thesaurus. Anyways, we were somewhere on
Earth with a lot of trees. It felt like ages since we got out of New
York. We were all okay, I guess. But I don't know about me.
Look, it's Nudge, if you haven't noticed. Well, of course you didn't,
till now. Anywhoo, I've been holding a secret. A secret that cannot be
held any longer... I gained a new power. It's horrible, if you may.
It's...grossly disturbing. Obviously, Angel already knows about it,
and she thinks it's "so freaking awesome". But I don't.
I can talk to insects. All kinds. I can actually give them powers. I
can make them bigger, smaller. I can make them multiply. They can talk
to me! Just thinking about it makes me cringe. I put my legs against
my chest in attempt to not look at the red ant.
"Is there something wrong, Nudge?" Who said that? I relaxed once I saw
that it was just Max. She looked at me all confused.
"I'm fine." I squeaked.
"So your name is Nudge?" asked a new voice. I blinked twice.
Astonishly, the voice was down below. I looked down. "Yeah, I've been
seeing you eye me for the past hour. Can't a freaking ant eat in
piece?" I blinked some more, mouth gaped, sweat rolling from my neck.
Ew, sweat. "Are you gonna just sit there and have your mouth open like
that, or are you gonna say something? I know you can heard me, dumb
brat! Close your mouth before me and some buddies invade it."
I instantly close my mouth. The ant trotted away, sighing. I released
a breath I didn't know I was holding and I blacked out.
"Nudge! Nudge, wake up!" I got up immediatly. My eyes sprang open and
I scooted away quickly. Hands were trying to grip me, but I didn't
want anything touching me. "Calm down, yo'!" I looked to the voice and
saw Max, and I let myself calm a little.
"What's wrong with her?" asked Iggy.
"She fainted." answered Angel, who looked generously concerned.
"That was awesome!" said Gasman, who got a glare from Max. Max looked
down to me, and barley smiled.
"Is there something wrong that got you to faint?" she asked. No! There
wasn't. All I was doing was watching fir... Fire ant. Talking. Threat.
Fire. Insects. Grow. ZEBRA'S!
ZEBRAS
I screamed. I got to my feet and whipped my wings. I flew to the
heavens. Not literally, I just got high enough to where bugs can't
reach. My flock followed, seriously freaked out. I was even more
freaked out.
I didn't want this power. I really didn't. Just when I thought I would
be freakless. But no, it had to suck even more. Right when I thought
metal element was a bit freaky. This has no comparison! I will always
be a freak. I don't even want to be on the ground anymore!
Do you think I could make a floating house? Have kids that fly? A
school that is right across from my floating house? Zebra's that had
magical hooves? Squirrels that liked going airborne? Flying squirrels?
Squishy squashy fun?
Wait... What? "Nudge! What the heck is up? You better spit it out
right now!" I only muttered nonexistent words. Like: sharpiuy,
gofanr, lil Wayne, and hakapakaw. "Angel, what is wrong with her?"
Angel gave me an unsure look, and I shook my head.
If she told, i'd make sure a kimakazi of wasp ate her! Maybe even some
magical zebra's! "I'm not saying! I don't want to be eaten by magical
zebra's!" she yelled and plummet to the ground. Max gave her a weird
look.
"Fang, give Angel some water. Gazzy, go to bed, and stop filming this!
Iggy, uhhh, stay blind somewhere else. And Nudge, tell me the truth!"
Iggy looked offended, just a bit. Gazzy whimpered and went to bed.
Fang was already helping Angel.
"I won't say anything! I can rule the world, so don't push me!" I
yelled at Max. She looked confused, but regained herself.
Leave it to Max to shove me.
"Tell me now, or forever be pushed!" she threatened. Okay, I do not
like threats anymore. I rolled my eyes.
"I will make sure Godzilla eats all of New York!" I said, with a
deeper meaner voice. I sounded like the Darth Vader. "I am not your
biological sister!" I yelled.
Max blinked, and shook her head. "Nudge, are you insane?" that sparked
my attention. Maybe I was insane. Maybe I was making the whole bug ant
thing up. I can't make animals big.
Prove it, said my inner Voice.
Wait...wha? When did I get a Voice? Do I look like a girl who can't
decide if her hair is brown or blonde with a messed up life, weird
colored wings, knotty hair, a bad outfit, and a down-the-drain
relationship? Do I look like Maximum Ride?
No, you don't, said my Voice, but you are a girl with beautiful curly
hair, a nice body, great teeth, a girly girl, that talks to much. You
look like Nudge Dah Freak.
Was that a mean comeback or was that a compliment? "You said that
outloud," said Max, who looked super confused.
"Huh, what?" I asked.
"Just prove it, dammit!" yelled Angel from, like, a thousand feet
below. Awhhhhhh, she cussed! Max will be so pissed off. I saw Fang
thump Angel in the mouth for using foul language. I laughed, and Angel
flipped the bird on me.
Oh, what a joke, I thought. I flipped her the EPIC bird. Which was
really just two birdies. "Stop fucking eachother!" yelled Iggy, who
somehow knew what we were doing. Wasn't he suppose to be blind
somewhere else? Like Max said to do? Awhhhhhh, he cussed AND he wasn't
doing what Max told him to do, Max will be so pissed off! Fang took
care of Iggy. (You: Was that rape or was that manly wrestling? Me: I
don't know...)
"Anyways, tell me what's up?" said a freaked out Max.
"Well, right now, we are up." I said. Max thumped me. "Oooohhwww! You
thumped me! What was that for?" I thumped her back, and we went into a
thumping war. I was winning by a super thump.
"Just tell me what's wrongggg..""
We were free falling. Well, it wasn't free so we were unfree falling
into the ground. (It cost about $2.00.) We whipped our wings out in
the last minute, and we hit a bald eagle on our way down. Poor bald
eagle. He got hit by Max's face, and had to suffer! Landing, I
hypervinalated.
I'm on the ground, oh freaking no! Bugs! Insects! Worms! Fried worms!
Deep fried worms! Microwaved worms! Sun fried worms! Spicy rice worms!
Sun kissed worms! Jersey Shore worms! I screamed. "WORMS! WORMS! SAVE
ME FROM THE SUN KISSED JERSEY SHORE SPICY DEEP FRIED RICE MICROWAVED
WORMS!" I yelled.
Angel did too. We both hopped over the fire, for some reason we
weren't being burned. Max sighed, rubbing her temples. "Just tell me
what's wrong with you." she whispered. I got down, and walked to her.
"I'm transgenered bisexual lesbian." I said. Max gave me wide eyes.
"Nah, bro, I'm kidding. I'm gay! I'm in love with Gazzy!" I yelled,
hugging a snoring smelly Gazzy. "JOKING AGAIN!" I yelled in his ear
and dropped him. He sprang up.
"OMG! I had a weird dream that Nudge and Fang were having a colorful
hippie moment! Nudge wore black cloths and Fang," Gasman dramaticaly
pointed at Fang, "Fang wore bright colors with peace signs and flowers
that said "STOP THE MADNESS" on them. Then Iggy appeared with
Buttercup and Mojo JoJo!" he said in one breath. He sat down
innocently. "Fang died."
"What?" muttered Fang, who looked so confused, that I fell in love!
"Wait!" I yelled. "Did you say I wore black?" Gasman nodded. I choked
him! Max pried my hands off, and gave me a time out. I sat alone, far
away. I watched as Max took Gasman into her arms, comforting him.
Huff, whatever.
"So your name is Nudge? You're family is really weird, my friend."
said a African voice. I turned to a little beetle. It had white and
black zebra stripes, and big eyes. "I say you are the most normalist
person I have ever seen."
I screamed. Somehow, the buldgy eyes zebra stripe beetle grew to
Angel's size. I ran back to the campsite and stood behind Fang. The
beetle had followed me. And my whole flock screamed, even Fang. We got
our stuff and flew away.
"What was that?" asked Iggy, who wad oblivious the whole time.
We were all silent, only listening to the silence of our flapping
wings. "Really, what was that?" he asked, again and again. The more
he asked, the more he sounded like me. "WHAT WAS IT!" We all got fed
up, and yelled at him.
"YOUR FACE!"
That solved, like, the whole epidemic.