Sam is a six foot wolfhound detective

Max is a psychopathic lagomorph-thingy

And they ride in a DeSoto Adventurer

Because they are the Freelance Police!


A/N: Hey, guys. Got another haiku, but this time, being Sam and Max. You know, I love haiku since they're easy and fun to write. Which I like if you were following me for a long time or before then. Don't worry, I am making another chapter of The Sky Is The Limit, but it is gonna take a while for me to post it.