Hello, people of Fanfiction. Today, I am going to be very serious. *three seconds pass* Well, that sure didn't last long! Greetings, you adorable little pandas! It is time for my first eddsworld fanfic! WHAT?! You don't know what eddsworld IS?! Well, I'll just have to make random parts of the story explained, because if I explain it now, the intro will be longer then the story! So just let me do the explaining the way I do best. RANDOMLY!
Disclaimer: Eddsworld belongs to Edd Gould/ Tom Ridgewell. Any references I make are theirs too.
"Hero?" Tom said, answering the phone.
As the person on the phone talked to him, the smile that was on his face slowly started to disappear.
"WHAT?!" he said angrily. He hung up the phone.
"Who was it Tom?" Edd asked, not taking his eyes of the TV.
"I don't want to talk about it." He said, storming of to his room, slamming every open door closed.
Edd looked up from the TV when he heard all those doors slamming shut. He looked at his other friends, Matt and Tord, who had also looked up when they heard the noise.
"What's wrong with him?" Tord asked.
"I don't know. One of us should go check on him." Edd said as he and Tord both looked at Matt.
"What?" he asked.
"Tom?" Matt said, knocking on the door.
"Go away." Tom said, his voice muffled.
"Tom, you have to tell us what's wrong, or else you can't get better!" Edd shouted from behind Matt.
They waited a few seconds, but nothing happened. They walked away, almost back to the TV, when Tom's door opened.
"Fine, I'll tell you."
"Wait, you're upset because your sister is coming over?" Edd asked, still not believing what his friend had just said.
"Yes, but I have a good reason, if you'd let me explain."
"Who else thinks we've heard enough?" Tord said, raising his hand. He was followed shortly by Edd and Matt, who started walking back to the TV room.
"Fine!" Tom yelled after them. "But don't say I didn't warn you!" and he slammed his door again.
"I don't understand the big deal with a sister coming to visit." Matt said. "She can't be that bad, can she?"
About 2 seconds after he said that, there was a knock at the door. Edd got up to answer it, but before he could even stand, Tom had shot out of his room like a rocket and blocked the door with several heavy objects.
"Tom, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to protect you from my sister!" he whispered.
"Why are you whispering?" Tord asked.
"Because if I talk normally, she'll hear me!"
When he heard this, Tord smiled evilly.
"WHAT DID YOU NOT WANT US TO DO?" he yelled. "WAS IT TALK QUIETLY? OKAY, I WON'T TALK QUIETLY!"
Tom frantically tried to shush him, but he wouldn't listen. He finally shut up when Tom stuffed a pillow in his mouth and strapped his hands to the couch with belts.
He looked at the door. If his sister was out there, she would have heard him, and would be inside any second now. But after 10 minutes of hushed silence, nothing happened.
"Phew." He said.
There was a knock at the door.
"Dang it."
"Tom?" a voice said from outside the door. "Are you in there?"
He groaned. "Yes, I'll be right there."
He walked over to the door, but he took his time in reaching for the knob, and to turn it. When he finally opened the door, he peaked outside to see if there was anyone there. The others came too, but not before untying Tord.
"There's no one there." Matt said.
"Maybe she left." Edd said.
"That can't be. Tom just talked to her." Tord said.
Tom didn't say anything; he just kept looking outside checking every which way, even towards the roof.
"Uh, Tom, is there any particular reason that you're scanning every possible direction next to the door?" Edd asked.
"Because I know my sister, and I know that she's just waiting for the right chance to surprise us."
Suddenly, all sneaky like, a girl rose up behind them, not making a sound. Then, without warning, she shouted "BOO!" at the top of her lungs.
The guys jumped at the sudden noise, all the way to the ceiling. In fact, they jumped with such force, their heads went straight through the roof.
"I told you." Tom said.
Within seconds, the girl had climbed through a window to the roof, with a very amused look on her face.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't my little sister, Avery." Tom said, saying her name with disgust.
Avery had a Turquoise hoodie on, and her long brown hair up in a ponytail. And just like Tom, she had no eyes.
"Hi, Tom. It's great to see you again!" She said, trying to hold back her laughter. "And it's nice to meet… whoever these guys are."
"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't introduce them, we were too busy HAVING OUR HEADS SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF!" he yelled at her.
Avery just looked at them, smiling to herself.
"What's so funny?" Edd asked while trying to pull himself out of the roof.
"Oh, nothing." Avery said. "I'm just thinking of how to get you guys out of the roof without hurting you."
"I didn't know it was possible for us to get out of here without getting hurt." Matt said.
"You don't know a lot of things." Edd said.
"Hey!"
Avery giggled. She thought these guys were pretty amusing, and wondered if she would get in trouble if she left them there her entire stay.
"Okay, it's decided!" she said.
"What's decided?" Tord asked.
"What's decided is that I know how to get you guys out of here with your dignity intact." She said.
"And how's that?" Tom said, completely uninterested.
Avery didn't speak, she just closed her eyes like she was in deep thought. Then, when she opened her eyes again, they were bright red.
Okay, Edd, Matt and Tord thought at the same time. This is very strange. Try not to think of wetting your pants in terror… Too late.
Suddenly, they were lifted up and out of the roof, and then the holes got bigger, so they were put back down into the house, and then the hole was magically fixed.
Avery was down with the guys a few seconds later, after Edd, Matt, and Tord got some clean pants.
"Um," Edd said "What was that?"
"What?" Avery said, acting oblivious.
"That thing with the red eyes, and the lifting, and the fixing, and the everything else?" Matt said.
"Oh, that. Yeah, I was born with telekinetic powers. And the ability to see the future. And to read people's minds. By the way, you guys were serious about wetting your pants?"
Their faces suddenly got bright red.
"See, this is why I didn't want her here." Tom said, with less distaste then before "She doesn't really know how to control her powers yet, and she could blow up our heads if you don't give her what she wants!"
"Silly Tom, that's age 16 telekinesis! I'm only twelve. And remember, you haven't introduced your friends yet!"
"Oh, yeah. Avery, this is Edd," he pointed at Edd "Matt," he pointed at Matt "and Tord." He pointed at Tord. "Guys, this is Avery." Avery waved.
The guys waved back, but Matt had a question.
"How long are you staying?" he asked.
"A week." Avery said.
The gang's jaws dropped to the floor, broke through the floor, and then came back around the universe and onto their heads.
"What?" Avery asked.
Yet another long chapter for my pandas to read. Sorry about that! I'll try to make the other chapters shorter. I wouldn't want to strain your little panda eyes! So, now for the explanation. *takes deep breath* Eddsworld is a british animated series on Youtube. Edd Gould, the creator, passed away with cancer on March 25, 2012. Tom Ridgewell, the coolest dude ever, did say that the series would continue, because it was edd's last wish. Okay, this is getting to long, and I have to go to school.
Adios, senor and senoritas!