Hello... I was slightly bored so I came up with this fanfic of Haikyuu!
I hope I managed to keep to their original personalities! It was slightly influence by the anime Gugure!Kokkuri-san. Please enjoy, I hope my sense of humor is still somewhere there...
Disclaimer: I don't own Haikyuu! I do own that old bottle and the irritating notes.
Chapter 1
Don't Open That Bottle!
Kageyama Tobio and Hinata Shouyo learnt something extremely important during winter, before the Spring High volleyball tournament.
There were the issues of their quick set, yes. They were working on it.
There were issues of how they should receive the ball. Yes, Coach Ukai was strict in training.
There were the issues on how they should block the ball. Yes, they were learning.
There were many issues and problems, they had found out during the Inter-High. However they were not going to give up and decided to work on what they were weak at. Even the proud, stuck-up Tsukishima finally acknowledged that fact.
However on this day, the duo learnt that something called 'curses' actually existed.
The story began fairly simply. Kageyama and Hinata on their way home after an entire afternoon of volleyball. Nishinoya and Tanaka sometimes took this road back with them, however for today, they had decided to go along with the third years. Tsukishima and Yamaguchi did go the same way until a junction where they had to head left, but then again, they rarely travelled with them.
Hence the first years were alone. The orange head jumping in exhilaration with a pork bun in his mouth while describing today's practice in a mish mash of non-Japanese sounding words. Kageyama nodded in slow manner, slightly irritated by his partner's hyperactivity. Still he had bothered to reply to Hinata and punched him on his head when he recalled the times when Hinata failed to get the timing right.
It was always the usual.
Until they saw a bottle (or rather Hinata nearly tripped on it). It seemed like a normal tossed-away sake bottle. However what made the difference was that on it, scribbled with black ink were a few words. Kageyama and Hinata almost could not make them out.
"Do not open." Hinata read them out loud when he picked it up.
"It only makes me feel like opening it." Kageyama muttered and took the bottle from the smaller boy. After a short debate for second, without hesitation, he pulled open the brown stopper.
"What's inside, Kageyama? A monster?" Hinata laughed as he tried to catch a glimpse of it. It was then some sort of purple smoke enveloped them. Both started coughing and swatted it away with their hands.
"The heck… It's just a note." Kageyama pulled the piece of paper out from the bottle.
"What is with this purple smoke we see in movies?" Hinata inquired. He proceeded to continue asking. "What did note say, Kageyama?"
It was then the raven head threw the bottle on the ground which such brute strength that caused the other to reel back. As Kagayama kicked the bits of the bottle, the note landed onto the ground and Hinata manage to read it as well.
"Everyone person who is within a meter radius when the bottle opens will be subjected to a month's curse. The effects are random everyday (I told you not to open it lol)."
"What? This is-!" Hinata held the piece of paper in his hand as he yelled in horror. "Kageyama, are we going to die?"
"What? You stupid-"Kageyama for a moment paused and ignored Hinata's sudden cry. Apparently there was another note within the bottle and he unfolded it.
"If you do not wish to subject yourself to the curse. You can burn the initial note to dispel it."
"Hinata, you have the note right?" Kageyama turned to face the shorter individual, only to be greeted with hollow eyes.
"It got blown away by the wind and landed into the drain…" He replied somewhat hopelessly.
"You were holding it! You dumbass!" Kageyama gave another punch to the other's head.
"You opened the bottle, idiot Kageyama!" Hinata retorted, rubbing his injured spot. Kageyama could not say anything but retained his angry glare. It was partially true of course.
"Whatever, curses don't exist. It must be a stupid trick. It's just a random bottle we picked up." Kageyama said after a short while. Hinata agreed almost instantly. He was desperately trying to calm himself down. Hinata too, was seeking solace; the orange head had looked as pale as paper. Stuffing the other note in his pocket, he and Hinata continued on their way home, hoping that all this would just pass...
...Only to wake up finding the next morning disastrous. Kageyama first found himself have trouble getting down the bed and to the toilet. When he passed his bed room mirror after what seemed like forever getting out of his bed, he stopped.
Dear Kami-sama, he turned into a five year old form of himself.
Hinata was thankful he woke up before his sister came barging in to wake him up. He was now in the toilet standing, shirtless. He had no idea what to do. Of course, when one had wings sprouting overnight on his back, the mind would turn blank- immediate.
Capatain Sawamura Daichi found his irritant meter surging high. He had receive two messages, one after another. Apparently, the idiot first year Duo for once, said that they were not feeling well enough to play volleyball.
He faced the silver haired boy who approached him in the hallway. "I received the messages too, I wonder if they are feeling alright."
"Or trying to do something funny?"
Asahi, Karasuno's ace had just happened to pass by and he decided how he would try to stay away from his captain for the time being.
"Kageyama, do something! Although it's quite awesome how I managed to fly a few meters." Hinata unfurled his wings once he removed his winter jacket. The chibi raven head folded his arms. They managed to meet up in an isolated park with many trees. Luckily for Kageyama, his parents were working overseas for a while. It had been difficult but he still managed to get out from his house in one piece.
Hinata could conceal himself easily, however it was painful cramping his wings into his jacket and shirt. Still, he was actually quite excited to see that he could actually fly for once.
"Dumbass Hinata!" Kagayama wanted to hit the middle blocker but failed and stumbled a little. Hinata propped him up. Filled with embarrassment and frustration, he waved his hands as he yelled (or throwing a tantrum like how Hinata saw it).
"We can't play volleyball like this!"
Please review! If you have any ideas of these 'curses' you want either Kageyama or Hinata or those around them (yes some curses do that), don't hesitate to tell me.