This is my second fan fiction, so review also be nice, but truthful, but nice.

It's a hard knock life

Chapter 1- April Fools Day

"Hey hey hey Zivaaaaa."

"What did you do Tony?"

"How do you know I did something, which I didn't!"

"Mosad, Tony, Mosad" Ziva replied with her malevolent Ziva like grin.

"Okay you win. Tony replied waving his arms in the air, "Woo, Hooo!"

"No I did not!!!" Ziva replied sounding exasperated.

"Whatever" Tony looked up and saw that Ziva was not at her desk, before he could think of were she went his was lifted out of his chair and slammed into the filing cabinets behind his desk.

"Tony if you do not tell what it is right now I….. It has to do with a girlfriend doesn't it, yes?

"If that little red head is his girlfriend then yes" Gibbs said, walking in to the bullpen with his coffee.

"Um.. no she's not my girlfriend its your special early birthday surprise!!!!!!

" Tony my birthday is in April and it is late June."

"Fine Ziva its your special late birthday surprise."

"Who has a birthday, THAT I MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!" Abby stormed out of the elevator looking really upset.

"It was mine" Ziva replied coolly.

"Oh my gosh I probably missed everybody's birthday and they probably hate me and, Oh my Gosh what about Tim!" Abby ran down to the elevator to probably to check all the birthdays of the entire agency or the entire world, depending on how upset she felt. Everyone found how upset she was when in the 10 seconds it took to press the down button about 1 million times she decided it was not fast enough and ran down the stars.

"What about my late birthday surprise" Ziva said breaking the silence when they all tried not to laugh.

"uh… Dr. Annabekka Flitjinna, can you come here I need to let you meet your subject"
"Uh Annabekka that is a bit under the bottom don't you think" Ziva said trying not to laugh.

"Over the top Ziva, and the name is no weirder then your own." Tony replied.

"Bad move Tony"

"Call me Dr. A, Ziva, and am your therapist."

"THERIPIST!!!! TONY YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT LEAST 100 TIMES OVER!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHA Ziva you have to complete the session" Tony laughed.

"NO"

"Actually Ms, David you have to complete this session or you will automatically sent to a "help" house." Dr. A replied coolly.

"Tony you are so dead"

"Not today Ziva" Gibbs said, "Tony, find McGee and gear up."

"Okay boss" Ziva replied grabbing her gun.

"Not so fast, you can't go anywhere till you had your interview."

"Tony why are you doing this to me!" Ziva said through her teeth

"Its April fools day Ziva! It's just a joke, Ziva, just a joke."

They were in the basement were McGee was, Ziva had grabbed Tony's jacket ripping it and pulling Tony up three inches and slammed him on the wall.

"But even though it is a joke I have a shrink following me around for two weeks, yes."

"That's why it is the best joke ever!"

"I loathe you Tony."\

"Tisk tisk anger against co-worker, we are not looking good, Ms David." Dr. A said pronouncing her name wrong.

"DA-VEED, Dr." Ziva said as she stalked out of the basement when Dr. A turned the corner, she said, "You will pay, Tony."

"That's what you think Ziva"

"That's what I know Tony."

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't post till I have least 2 PLEASE! I mean reviewing is one of the kindest thing you can do! This is one of the best stories I have ever written for this sight. (I have only written one other.),s