I was having a very silly moment earlier, and I decided to re-write the Kevin Gnapoor rap from Mean Girls for Harry Potter for my Narnia/twilight/Mean Girls/Harry Potter fic, Highway to Hell, but I don't know if I'll ever finish it, so I thought I'd share it on here just in case I never get to write it in.
So here it is:
Yo yo yo!
All you sucka Death Eaters ain't got nothin' on me.
From D Umbridge to Lord V, you can't touch Harry P.
I'm a Gryffindor, but Chosen One is preferred.
Just forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third,
Sha-Sha-Shaken not stirred.
I'm Harry Potter.
They all want me cuz I'm hotter.
Makin' love to Draco Malfoy while he's screamin' like a monster.
I don't play it like Shaggy,
You'll know it was me,
Cuz the next time you see him he's like Ooohh, Harry P!
Please review! Bloody Brilliant or Nutty as Squirrel Poo?