"That is horrid! That is disgusting! That is so putrid and vile that there cannot possible be a word for it!"
"Yes, there can. They're called vegetables." Light rolled his eyes. L shuddered.
"Ugh. Vegetables. Even the word is horrible. It's like poison."
"Well, the doctor said that Asahi, that means you, has to eat more vegetables. So you're eating this carrot, if I have to shove it down your throat."
"..."
Mello, who had come in, had heard the last sentence, and as usual, had twisted it completely out of context and started laughing and gasping for air.
"Shut up, Mello." said Light, as he picked up a handful of peas and chucked them at Mello.
"My eye! My eye!" shouted Mello.
"Perhaps, vegetables, aren't so bad after all. They are effective weapons." said L.
"Yes, and they work as an idiot repellant, too." Light said.
"I can hear you!"