A/N: And here's a new KevEdd fanfic!This one's a collab with Sexxibug (username on here an tumblr) ^_^

It is fem!Edd and regular Kevin, and well, the summary says it all lol.

Nat belongs to Acid, yeaaaaah !


Eddwarda smiled when she heard the familiar voices of Ed and Eddy, and she turned away from her locker to find them heading her way. Eddy seemed to be going on about something that was clearly more than amusing to Ed, and Eddwarda couldn't help but smile a little more at the sight. She grabbed her Chemistry textbook before closing her locker just as her friends caught up to her. Eddy leaned against the locker next to Eddwarda's as Ed merely stood in front of them.

"Hi, Double D," Ed greeted her with his usual grin.

Double D was about to answer when she felt herself being lift off the ground by Ed. His arms were wrapped tightly around her and instead of protesting, Double D sighed and patted his back.

"Good morning, Ed," she greeted, and Ed let her down. Double D smiled though as she straightened up her oversized sweater.

Eddy shook his head, but laughed. "We came here to ask where you were earlier," he spoke, "but I'm gonna go with you just left early."

"Ah, yes," Double D answered, "I had a few things to talk about with my English teacher," she said as she and the others started walking down the hall, "She told me to meet her before school began, therefore I-" Double D's eyes widened slightly.

Eddy blinked, waiting for Double D to continue her sentence, but when she didn't, he looked in the direction Double D was staring at.

"What?" Eddy asked her.

Ed looked, too, and tilted his head as he tried figuring out what his friend was staring at.

"Are you staring at Kevin and... that other dude with the stupid hair?" Eddy squeezed his eyebrows together, "whatever his name was." He shrugged.

"Nathan," Double D answered him, "and no, I was not paying any attention to them." She stepped in front of the bulletin board posted right next to where Kevin and Nathan were talking.

"I was checking the updates," she said.

Kevin looked at her over his shoulder and smiled softly at the three Eds. "Oh, hey."

"Hey... you..." Nat said, squinting his eyes at Eddy, but he smiled when he faced Ed, "and Ed..." a grin replaced his small smile once he looked at Eddwarda. "And hello, Double Cutie."

Kevin rolled his eyes, but said nothing of it.

"Yeah, hi, whatever you're called," Eddy said to Nat, crossing his arms.

Nat raised an eyebrow and stepped forward, "If that was supposed to offend me, it didn't, considering that you're the only one who doesn't know what I'm called." He pointed to himself proudly.

The Eds stared at him with furrowed eyebrows and Eddy decided against saying anything more on that subject.

"Well," Double D broke the silence, "Good morning to you, two gentlemen."

Kevin smiled at her as he asked, "Uh, how ya been?"

"I've been well," Eddwarda sighed though and added, "Nothing I could complain about." And smiled softly back at the redhead.

"If there ever is something you gotta complain about," Nat started, "let us know and we'll handle it." He smirked at her.

And Double D smiled a little wider at that.

"I'm sure there won't be any of that," she assure Nat.

"And if there was," Eddy said, stepping up, "Lumpy and I would handle it. Not you two."

Kevin squinted his eyes at Eddy. "Having help wouldn't kill you."

"Yeah, but it would probably kill you."

Kevin took a step forward but Nat placed his hand on Kevin's chest, holding him back.

"We could handle it," Nat told Eddy.

Double D could see the tension between them and sighed loudly. She shook her head. Why was it so difficult for them to even get along?

"Anyway," Nat said, noticing the discomfort in Eddwarda's eyes, "there better be something good for lunch today. I'm starving."

"Did you skip breakfast again?" Eddwarda asked him.

Nat smiled sheepishly, "Maybe."

Kevin rolled his eyes, "Then don't complain when your stomach won't shut up in class."

Ed laughed at the way Kevin treated Nathan and Eddwarda smiled. Though when she saw Eddy with his eyebrows furrowed, she knew it was time they'd get going.

She started stepping away from them, looking at Ed and Eddy to follow. "It was nice speaking with you," she said more to Kevin than to Nat, and Kevin smiled.

"Yeah, later," he said, waving at her and the other two as they walked off.

Nat wrapped his arm around Kevin and Kevin groaned. The teal haired teen ignored it as he sighed.

"She's cute, ain't she?" He asked Kevin, and Kevin pushed him off.

"Are we still on for tonight?" Eddy asked Eddwarda as they headed down another hall.

"Yes," she answered, "that is if you still want to."

Eddy grinned lopsidedly as he shrugged a shoulder, "Well, yeah."

"Up for what?" Ed asked, "What are we doing tonight?"

The other two exchanged looks, not knowing exactly how to break it to Ed that they had plans for just the two of them. And with the way Ed was staring at them, they almost couldn't.

"Uh..." Eddy tried making up an excuse, but nothing was coming to mind, and he quickly looked at Double D again.

Double D raised her eyebrows and shook her head. She didn't want to be the one to give that news to Ed.

"Oh, come on," Eddy practically begged her.

"Oh, I..." And Double D sighed in defeat. She placed her hand on Ed's shoulder and said, "I would tell you, Ed," she started, the girls' restroom in her peripheral vision. She started by slowly and casually backing away from the two.

"But I have some things to attend to at the moment," she continued her sentence, "and Eddy will let you know!"

"Wait, what?!"

Eddwarda headed into the restroom before Eddy could stop her and protest. The last time they had made plans without Ed, she had to be the one to tell him. It was Eddy's turn.

Eddwarda stood aside as some girls walked out and once the sink area was empty enough, she walked over to a mirror and set her things on the edge of the counter. A group of girls were gossiping about some nonsense that Double D almost rolled her eyes at, but she ignored them as she tucked in some strands of hair into her beanie that were bothering her.

"What I'm wondering about is when the hell did those long denim skirts come back in style?" One of the girls asked.

Double D froze, knowing they were referring to her.

"They didn't," another girl answered, and they laughed about it as if it was one of the most funniest things.

Double D looked at them. They weren't facing her, but they were still laughing. Double D frowned as she grabbed her things and quickly walked out.

She tried not to let other people affect the way she felt— honestly, she tried— but sometimes… She sighed and went to find her two friends, pushing that interaction to the back of her mind. There was still a little time left before class started.

"Don'tcha remember, lumpy? You wanted some time to yourself to watch that monster movie marathon, right?!" Eddy gave a nervous laugh and saw Eddwarda approach them. "Tell 'im, Double D! Ed doesn't remember that he made plans for himself for tonight, remember?"

Even though she hated being dishonest, she couldn't bear to tell Ed that they were excluding him from something. "T-that's correct, Eddy! Don't you remember, Ed? You wanted to watch movies tonight all by yourself!"

"But why wouldn't I want my two best friends there too?" Ed pouted.

The other two Eds looked at each other and shrugged. "That's what we thought too, buddy! But we figured, eh, let's give the ol' Ed some alone time." Eddy coughed, hoping his lying skills were still up to par.

This seemed to convince Ed, as his pout turned into a smile as he hugged his two best friends. "But tomorrow Ed and his buddies will have tons of fun in the sun!"

Eddwarda smiled. "Of course, Ed. It's almost time for class, and I believe it is time for us to part ways. See you in fourth period!"


Fourth period was the only class that the Eds had together—coincidentally, it was also the class that Kevin and Nat were in as well. It was their standard Health class, so there was no academic prerequisite. Eddwarda was thrilled to have a class with her best friends, for as they grew older, the classes they shared dwindled, and this was likely to be one of the last classes they shared.

"Can anyone tell me the side effects of smoking that we learned about?" Their teacher asked the class. Eddwarda's hand shot up, and the teacher called on her to answer.

"Oh, there are many! Stained teeth, shortness of breath, reduced lung capacity, just to name a few—"

"Nerd!" shouted a girl's voice in the back and a few of their classmates giggled. Nat turned around sharply and flipped the girl off. "Leave it alone, Nathan…" whispered Double D. "It's alright."

"Ladies, please, get along. Eddwarda, you are correct. Anyone else know any side effects of smoking?"

Nat wasn't convinced. "You sure you're alright?" he asked. Double D gave him a smile and nodded. "Positive." Although she really wasn't, she wouldn't want to make Nat worry.

"If you say so…" he winked at her and blew her a kiss. "Knock it off, loser!" Kevin harshly whispered behind him.

Eddy noticed the interaction between them, but said nothing. The one class the three of them shared, and Shovelchin and Goldilocks had to ruin it. He stopped thinking about the two boneheads and returned his attention to the teacher, where she was still talking about smoking. Jesus, like he didn't know all this already?

"Okay class, we are going to split up in teams of four, with one leftover team of five. Since we are wrapping up our unit on smoking, I want you to move ahead to the next chapter on heavy drugs. Pick your groups and I will assign you a drug."

Eddy hurriedly grabbed Double D at the same time Nat did. Honestly, this dude could get any chick he wanted, why is he so bent on Double D?

Double D blushed at the sudden contact. "Now now, please, gentlemen, I believe we can be the group of five!"

Eddy scoffed, "I think your socks on too tight, sockhead, who's our fifth?"

She started to blush. "Why, um, we wouldn't want to leave Kevin out, would we? Unless…unless Nathan and Kevin would rather be in a different group, in that case I would completely understand—"

"No, I wanna be with you." Kevin interjected, and with that remark Double D's blush darkened and her breath caught in her throat. "You—you mean you wouldn't mind being in our group, yes?"

Kevin gave a lopsided smile "Yeah, that."

Eddy grimaced "Alright, cut the chatter, lets just get this stupid assignment over with already."


Once health class was over, Eddy and Ed walked out of health class with Double D and said their goodbyes as they walked away. Double D had gym the next period, same as Kevin and Nat so they always walked to class together. Gym was on the other side of the campus so Double D encouraged the two boys to "Step lightly, gentlemen!"

"So, Double Darling," Nat started and Double D huffed at the nickname. "Do you have any plans for tonight?"

She bit her lip as she thought of her plans with Eddy after school. "Oh, you know, just spending some time with my friends, nothing out of the ordinary. And yourselves?"

"Just football practice and stuff, you know, the usual." Nat replied. "We don't really do much besides that."

"You know, you should hang out with us more often" Kevin spoke up, catching Double D by surprise.

"Oh," she replied, "I would like that." She was not entirely sure that Kevin meant that, however. Nat and Kevin were part of the football team, and even though they were friends… Kevin could get any girl that he wanted, and Nat was in the same boat. She still didn't know why they hung out with her as they did, but she didn't dwell on it too much.

"I'm serious, 'dara" Ah, there was the nickname he called her. "We wanna see you more."

She giggled. "Alright then. We should make plans soon." They soon approached the gym doors and Double D waved them goodbye.
"See you two after class!"