Hey guys, after I don't even know how many years of having an account on here I've finally decided to try posting some stuff. Hope you enjoy, and if you don't? Well tough tuchus. Flame me if you will but whatever. They will all vary in sizes so I apologize. I have one nearly 9,000 word one shot that I don't know if I should post . It's mostly smut.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and honestly I probably never will own anything big like it. Therefore this is probably the only disclaimer I will be putting throughout these oneshots.
Warning: Over dramatic Naruto? Oh and swearing. There will be swearing in all of these probably? Very short, crappy because I'm sick.
Sasuke sighed as he was dragged into Naruto's room. The blonde had been obsessing over astrology and zodiac bullshit that the raven was not interested in. "C'mon Teme lighten up! I just wanna look."
"Hn." He grumbled at the younger teen. They curled up against the plethora of pillows at the head of Naruto's bed and he started up his laptop. "Why do you even care about this shit? It's all a bunch of made up crap to pass people's time." The blonde gasped.
"My horoscopes have been spot on since I've started reading them." The pale teen rolled his eyes. 'Everyone totally has the same kind of day just because of when they were born.' He thought to himself while glancing at the blonde's screen, he still had that stupid picture of them he insisted on taking on their first date as his background.
"Are you ever-"
"No. I'm not changing my background so shut up." The blonde hissed and opened FireFox. He went to and found the Love Compatibility. "Okay, Leo and Libra." He entered the two of them in the boxes and clicked enter. Sasuke could see his face visibly fall when the blonde read the screen. "It says we aren't compatible." (AN: I know it actually says they are compatible but just for the sake of the story they aren't.)
"Naruto, that's all a bunch of stupid shit." The raven assured him but he sniffled.
"N-No it's not. Everything else has been true." The blonde tried to fight the tears as he pushed his laptop down on the bed. Sasuke groaned and grabbed the blonde, pulling him into a tight hug that he struggled against.
"Stop over reacting. We've made it this far, especially after how much we used to fight Dobe." He pecked the blonde's forehead and he proceeded to sniffle but gave up the struggling.
"You're being mean. See we aren't going to work out." Naruto said pointedly and Sasuke growled.
"Shut up." He hissed. "I'm not being mean I'm being logical. I'm not going to let some person on the internet writing 'horoscopes' and shit dictate my life." He leaned down and captured the blonde's lips in warming kiss. Naruto hummed contently into the kiss, and when they broke apart Sasuke glared down at him. "Now enough astrology-zodiac bullshit.." The blonde made an annoyed sound but said nothing, he just snuggled closer to the aven. Nestling himself snugly in his side.
"I love you Teme."
"Love you too Dobe."