Alice and the Magic Book

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. –sniff-

A/N: Hey this is ALICEandra624 with my awesome co writer who is also a very good friend of mine!

Co Writer: Aw, that's so sweet. You still owe me those five bucks yah know.

ALICEandra624: Yah I kinda figured. Well, enjoy the story.

Ch. 1

Emmett Finds the Book

Emmett's POV

"Jasper? Rose? Bella? Anyone?" I asked as I walked around.

'Why is everyone hiding from me?! Just because we're playing Hide-and-Seek! The nerve of some people!'

While I was thinking, I realized something, I was thinking! Something somewhat smart… Well, not really but close enough.

Then, I heard a snicker. 'Ah ha! Edwards read my mind and laughed at my thoughts, but his know-it-all-ness has failed him because I know where he's hiding. Now I will slowly walk towards the so-called tree without saying a sound so he doesn't know I'm coming. Ha! Dumb Edward! He'll never know what's coming. Mua-ha-ha!

Suddenly, I saw a flash of gold. Oh come on! That's the 326th time today! Stupid Edward, with his mind reading/fast running.

Jasper's POV

"You know by now, Emmett should at least have a clue where we are. I mean we've been up here for three days." I said.

"Oh Jasper, poor, naïve,naïve,little Jasper. Oh course he doesn't know where we are! He interrogated a pebble yesterday asking it where we were hiding. I'm preety sure the boy doesn't have a clue." Rosalie said.

"Yeah, I guess so," I said. "Anyways, do you have a six?"

"Nope, go fish."

I looked down and saw Emmett interrogating a bush this time. Poor Emmett. I looked sideways and saw Jacob and Seth coming towards Emmett pulling two chairs rather loudly, while munching on Doritos.

"Sup Emmett" Seth said in a loud voice.

"Shh! Be quiet, Seth. I think the bush is cracking and is gonna tell me where everyone is." Emmett said.

Oh,ok, good luck with that," Jake with that.

"Wait a second," Emmett said and Jake and Seth froze, "Oh never mind."

Jake and Seth set up their chairs and started eating chips.

Jake turned to Seth and asked," Don't we need a disguise?"

"Oh yeah," Seth began as he pulled two leaves from a tree and gave one to him ."Here"

Jake shrugged and put the leaf in front of his face as Emmett spun around. He circled the two boys and said, "No suspicious activity here."

I sighed. 'Poor Emmett'

I once again looked to Rosalie.

"Do you think we should help him?" I asked.

Rosalie, who had an acorn in her hand said," I'm already one step ahead of you"

She threw the acorn and it hit Emmett square in the eye.

"Ow!" Emmett yelled.

He then looked up and saw us.

"I'll get you!" he yelled as he grabbed a rock.

Using his bad hand-eye coordination he threw the rock at a squirrel.

Angry, the squirrel started muttering things at Emmett that were not appropriate for young children's ears.

Finally, the fuming squirrel yelled,"Battle stations!" Suddenly, around Rosalie and me, millions of squirrels popped up, acorns in hand ready to fire. I tried sending calm waves towards them, but they were to angry- They pelted my stupid brother until we couldn't see him anymore. I saw Seth and Jacob laughing their heads off.

Then, everyone who was playing came out of their hiding places and burst out laughing. We all headed into the house, leaving Alice and Emmett behind.

Alice's POV

I was laughing like crazy trying to get some oxygen into my lungs- Emmett's freakishly large head popped out of them was stuck in his giant nose. This only made me laugh harder.

"I'm gonna get them," Emmett said. He got up and ran towards the door, but tripped on something.

Emmett picked up the item and said, "Oh, a book. Well no use for me. I mean if it could make me an ice cream Sundae."

I widened my eyes when I saw an ice cream sundae appear in his big hands.

"Uh…, Emmett" I began.

"Alice shush! I am imagining what this experience would be like."

"But, Emmett!" I yelled.

"Alice, say no more- I know that we have the same imagination and we were meant to be, but I'm a married man and you're a married women, plus," he leaned in close to me and looked to the house" we wouldn't want to break Jazzykinz' heart, now would we."

"Emmett first of all we will never, I mean never ever in the life that we are not living be together. Second of all the sundae!

"I know its how our life is like. You the unique little cherry right on top while I, I, am the hot melting fudge right below you. And the nuts are the people trying to keep us apart." Emmett said.

"There are four things wrong with what you just said: Number 1, we are not living. Number 2, I love Jasper, Number 3, fudge describes dog poo, and number four, your the one that's nuts Emmett."

"I know that's the way I feel about you"

"Did you just call me dog poo."

"Yes, Yes I did. Now go Alice go live your happy fantasy life and put your dreams of us to bed before Rosalie hears about this and take this book in memory of at me."

"Oh, I'm putting something to sleep" I said raising my fist.

"Now go" Emmett said dreamily as he skipped into the house.

"Weirdo!" I said.

"Well might as well have some fun with this right." Alice said evilly.

Suddenly the title The Wizard of Oz appeared on the cover.

"Alice were you just flirting with Emmett" Rosalie yelled from the house.

"No" I yelled.

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