A/N: Hello everyone!!! Okay, I have an urgent message for ya so listen up, the next chapter after this one will
unfortunately have nothing to do with this one. Each chapter is going to be a different story.
So there you have it. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it.

SPOILER!!!: Do not read any farther if you wanna guess the pairing for this chapter...........It will be a Miroku/Kaede! Hope you like it.
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The Pairings That Could Never Happen


Okay, so Inuyasha and everyone had defeated Naraku, yay, yippee, all that happy crap.
Anyways, Inuyasha told Kikyo to buzz off and he got with Kagome.
Sango went with Kirara to rebuild their village.
And Shippo,well, he just did something.
But what about Miroku, this is the story about what happened to him.


"This looks like a nice village, let's rest here, Hatchi." Miroku suggested.
Hatchi agreed. "Yes master, I agree."

Miroku and Hatchi had been traveling for days. Ever since the defeat of Naraku, they had left Inuyasha and had decided to start a new life.
Miroku's wind tunnel was finally gone now too!


It was a nice quiet village. The kind that made you wonder, did someone die?
In fact, that is just what Miroku asked.

"Did someone die?" Miroku asked one of the villagers that seemed to be staring off into space.
"No." The man answered "Not yet..."
"Who is it, may i ask?"
"It's lady Kaede." The man answered sadly. "She was attacked by a demon and seriously injured, she is resting in the "Thatch Roof Cottage Inn" right now.
"I see." Miroku thanked the man "Thankyou for your time."
Then, Miroku motioned for Hatchi to follow him and they made their way to the "Thatch roof cottage Inn."
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"May I ask what room Lady Kaede is staying in?" Miroku asked the Inn Manager.
"Yes, room 666." she answered.
"Okay, thankyou."

Miroku and Hatchi climbed the endless spiral staircase to room 666.
When there, Miroku knocked lightly on Kaede's door.

Knock,Knock..........Knock.

"Come.....in" Miroku heard Kaede say.
So Miroku and Hatchi entered the room.

Miroku gasped at Kaede who was lying on a Futon with bandages all over her.
"I'm so sorry, lady Kaede!" Miroku sobbed, kneeling.
"It's.....not.....your......fault."Kaede assured him. "I was being to, erm, uh, I.....was.....being......to......careless.
"Lady Kaede, please don't die!"
"Miroku, why are you so concerened for me?"
"To be truthful lady Kaede.....I....love you, will you bear my child?"
"Why....I'd love to!" Kaede answered "the thought is wonderful, to be honest, I haven't had sex in 45 years!"
"You're serious, a beautiful woman like you?"
All Hatchi could do was cover his eyes as Miroku and Kaede's lips met for the first, but definitely not last time.


Well, there you go folks, they had lot's of kids and Hatchi got to be an uncle, the end!

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A/N: I know it was short, I'll try to make the next chapter longer, I think I'll make the next one a Kouga/Inuyasha! My first shounen ai......