(Yoshi3000 is sitting at his desk with the Surprise Kai of Time (Chronoa) , and Xeno Trunks as his guests)
Yoshi3000: Chronoa, please handle the disclaimer I lovingly borrowed from Team Four Star.
Chronoa :The following is a fan-based parody. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji Tv and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.
Yoshi3000: And also Wander over Yander is owned the genius that is Craig and the turds who cancelled his work over at Disney. Real smart move. Also I do reflect the opinons expressed by Jōshō.
Trunks: So when you going to do Dragon Ball Blackthorned or….(Trunks is given a deathly glare).
Yoshi3000 (angrily): I'll get to that soon….
(Then, the author's assistant, Karen, casually enters the room.)
Karen: Mr. Yoshi, Mr. Snafu gave his blessing for the planned sequel with Motoko.
Yoshi3000: (grins evilly) Perfect. On now with the chapter.
Aftermath of Anistar
A Wander over Yander/Dragon Ball Z crossover (the probably first and only one of its kind)
A/N: The people voted and they will get what they wanted. "Instead shift the focus to Wander and crew meeting with the "Reality Warping Council" to try to warn them about the pair. (ain't gonna end well)" was first place with two votes with "A short story setting up a potential relationship with Jōshō and Dominator, while Jihi is shown through the afterlife. (fluff at best)" in second with one vote. So I shall do both of them. (Date: 9/1/16 - After a good critical review, I've decided to fix it up. Thanks anonnobody!)
This is a sequel to "You Just Had to Destroy That Planet", so if you're new to this fic, go check that story out or read the recap if you're in no mood.
Last time on the Blackthorns, we followed the life of the reality warping somewhat douche Jōshō Blackthorn. He was an arms dealer for the villains of Wander Over Yonder not caring if people or planets die as long as his was spared. You can see how this plays out after they found out he and his wife were holding out on them thanks to Wander. In an instant, he lost his home, his wife, and any chance living a normal life with her. So after turning to the dark side, he slaughtered them all except for Hater and Delia Dominator. While he took Dominator with him, he left Hater to deal with a depressed Wander, a lost Sylvia, and an annoyed Peepers. What will happen next? Find out right now!
Within the worlds, there are reality warpers. Those beings that make time travel easy to do. Well with powerful beings like these, order had to be made. So the Order of Reality was formed! The order is an organization to manage and oversee reality warping within all existence. Basically, it was the council of Ricks except higher. How is this so? We shall find out in the first part of our tale, the End of the Line.
Part 1: The End of the Line
Unknown area, 4th Dimension
It was just another day at the office for the council of the reality warpers. The four elites were welcoming their newest elite. They were doing the usual thing of going over the rules with the new addition to the Council. Before that new addition could ask a question, their peace was interrupted by her assistant and a group of guards. The five Elites looked up at the newbie's assistant and the only human in the Elites spoke first. He looked like a typical half-black athlete, but looks are quite deceiving. He wore the typical garb of samurai (think Samurai Jack) with modern touches. His hair was spiked and red as the blood within him. This was Jeremy Kris, the leader of the Elites.
"It's good to finally meet you in person, Trunks." He remarked shaking the half Saya-jin swordman's hand. (Yes, Xeno Trunks!)
Trunks immediately bowed thanking him responding, "The honor is yours, Elite Kris. We had an issue of some people trying to slip past security. They fought and I had step in to convince them to stand down. However, they begged for me to take them to whoever's in charge."
"Bring them in." He stated as security threw in Wander, Sylvia, Peepers, and Hater who was beaten up by Trunks.
"Hater, you could have just let us surrender!" Sylvia yelled at Hater rubbing her sores.
"How was I supposed to know he was strong like Jōshō!" Hater countered before Peepers held him by the neck.
"Have you learned nothing from Jōshō sparing you, Hater?!" Peepers screeched.
"I want more vodka." Wander muttered getting into his hat for another bottle.
The mention of Jōshō got the Elites, except for the newbie Elite, shaken. Jeremy approached them catiously.
"Jōshō? As in Jōshō Blackthorn?" Jeremy said with fear and concern.
"Yes, we need your help!" Sylvia said pleading, "Please hear us out!"
"We will, but tell us one thing. How did you find the 4th Dimension? As third dimension beings, you shouldn't be aware of the fourth wall." Jeremy said crossing his arms.
"We had help. We needed up meeting some mercenary who offered to help if we let him ride Sylvia." Peppers stated.
Everyone there looked mortified until Sylvia said, "I had let him ride me to the store just he could sing our "theme song" while he was shopping for groceries. He wouldn't shut up! Then he told us how to get here and pelted us with chimichangas!"
A breath of relief came out and then Jeremy realized who they were talking. He made a mental note to get the merc with a mouth for this and maybe sew his mouth shut.
"Well then allow us to introduce ourselves, I am Jeremy Kris, but you address me as Elite Kris." He remarked with a bow.
"I am Rebecca Dill, and that's Elite Dill to you." Another elite said rising from her seat. Rebecca was a Saya-jin about five feet five inches with milky white skin. Despite being a Saya-jin, she had purple hair akin to the color Bulma was supposed to have (which had a one pigtail on the side with red "bubbles") and fierce amber eyes giving her facial structure a similarity to a certain chain smoking gunslinger. Her outfit consisted of a red scouter, wearing a black Capsule Corporation jacket, a white tank-top, black pants, and purple boots.
Next were the inter-dimensional imps from comic books , Mr. Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite , who introduced themselves. Hater thought they were the funniest looking ones of the bunch.
"This is our newest member, Elite Chronoa, the Supreme Kai of Time within the Dragon World." Jeremy said introducing Chronoa. "And now you may state your purpose and this has to do with Jōshō."
She was a pretty young looking female Kaioshin with pinkish-red hair and pink/purple skin. Like most Kaioshin she wears a pair of Potara earrings and robes similar to the worn by the Kaioshin on the Sacred World of the Kais, though it has a more casual design. Her outfit also sports a pair of high heeled boots, which were to compensate for her short stature. She's so youthful despite being older than the dirt on any Earth.
Sylvia explained the story while Wander kept on drinking to some of the warpers' shock and surprised. Hater tried to brag he was tied in fighting him, but Jeremy shut him down with, "If you couldn't beat Trunk, no way could you even touch a warper."
"This is terrible! We need to send out force to take down Jōshō." Chronoa said to the other Elites.
"We can't." Rebecca said taking out a cigarette to smoke. "It's against our rule of neutrality."
"What?" Trunks said balling his fists.
"Allow us to explain. We operate on the law of neutrality. Reality warpers don't all have to be good guys." Jeremy said annoyed. "Reality warpers can be whatever morality/side they choose as long as they follow the main commandants of reality warping."
"And what are those?" Chronoa asked clearly upset at Rebecca's callousness.
"They are: No travel to Earth Prime, no messing with the "prime or main" timeline of any universe, do not make certain people reality warpers, and whatever happens in the Rule 34th universes stay there." Jeremy said prompting the warpers to blush at the mention of those universes.
"So if there's an evil warpers making chaos in the alternate timelines, I can't stop them!" Chronoa said grabbing Jeremy by the neck.
"Why do you think you have parallel quests? You can, but only in your universe as you are the Lord of Time there." Jeremy pointed out, "Plus I don't want to fuck with a Blackthorn, especially if this one's gone evil. While I find the family admirable, I fear their tech that makes them 10th level warpers."
"What's a 10th level warper?" Wander slurred with the headache from all the talk.
"There are states a warper can have. 4th level warpers are merely 4th wall breakers like that merc with a mouth, 5th level warpers are those who hail from any universe, other than Earth Prime, and are capable of breaking the fourth wall and warp space and time like myself." Bat-Mite started out as Rebecca continued. "6th level warpers are the most common, they can freely travel through dimensions like that Power Clan1 we should be looking into. 7th level is anyone on Earth Prime as while they don't have powers, they create reality for us through their media."
"But the Blackthorns are different, they are tenth level! It's a level of heightened awareness and capable of perfected travel different world across the spectrum. The Blackthorns were considered level 8 as they were from Earth Prime, but then Akira and Genevieve made those tablets." Jeremy finished. "I will say this to you. We will not help you."
"Shouldn't we at least tell Akira and Genevieve? I may be new to the Elites, but I know those two well. While they are chaotic neutral at worst, they have a moral code. They wouldn't stand for this!" Chronoa pleaded.
"No way. It impedes on his right as warper. Let the Blackthorn be evil, because it'll make things interesting." Rebecca said coldly. "Besides, this will benefit us in the long run."
Now Akira and Genevieve had refused to involve themselves in the Order mostly due to them disagreeing with some of the Order's policies. Also, Akira was disgusted by how they used the warpers on the dark side of moral to benefit the councils' pockets. Sylvia lost it and now had Rebecca by the collar.
"Benefit?! So you're telling me you're going to benefit off of our suffering and you're going to let him continue to slaughter innocent people!" Sylvia roared.
Quiet filled the room, Rebecca had a slasher smile that had her loosening her grip before Rebecca aimed her finger at Sylvia. A high-pressure finger beam sliced through Sylvia's heart ending her life instantly to Wander's horror. As her lifeless body hit the ground, Chronoa screamed and immediately tended to the wounds but she was already dead.
"Learn your place." She said quietly as Chronoa sobbed over Sylvia.
Rebecca had Hater, Wander, and Peppers imprisoned, but not before taking Wander's Hat. Rebecca knew exactly what this hat does and she intended to milk it for it's worth. Wander ended up half catatonic, moving but not speaking and having a wide eyed blank stare. Hater kept trying to escape only to constantly be beaten and dragged back into a cell with Peppers who was debating killing himself or Hater first. In the end, word of the evil Blackthorn was suppressed, but a high price was to be paid for the underhanded tactics. Chorona quit the Order and slapped a ban on imports Toki Toki World was selling to Planet Creation. Rebecca panicked mostly due to her being a Time Patroller and asked Chronoa to reconsider. Chronoa turned to her with a stern look.
"Tell me something. Are you really a Patroller for helping people and time? Because as Patrollers we have a code and you not shoot innocents!" Chronoa screeched. "I hope your suppression was worth it."
As Chronoa and Trunks turned to leave in disgust, she turned to last Rebecca one last time and said, "Oh and I'll have your stuff sent to you because you're fired. If you so much as come near Toki Toki, I will personally deal with you!"
"Understood…" Rebecca said begrudgingly.
More consequences were to be come, but that was another story. As Chronoa and Trunks were returning to Toki Toki World in Trunk's time machine, Trunks asked if she was going to tell Akira and Genevieve. Chronoa smirked at that.
"No, I won't. Forgetting to tell them I got involved might be a good thing because when they find out they're pulling this, there will be hell to pay." Chronoa said with a bit of smugness. "So for now, we don't say a word."
Trunks nodded to that for he wanted to the fireworks as well. Chronoa had talked about the two a lot, and from what she said, he wanted no part in getting in their way.
(A/N: Xenoverse! Yes, I know I will have to do a Dragon Ball Blackthorned story. However, I might be a Xenoverse story alongside it. I originally was going have Ace be summoned to that, but I had others plans. Jōshō's got brothers and sisters too. (At least 3) Oh and to clarify, these events here happened before the main story of Xenoverse.)