-Before I start this chapter, I just want you guys to know that due to a last minute influx of characters, some of you guys who I told would be admitted did not get the spot and were replaced, however, you will still get to see your character throughout the series in more creative ways.-
Chris: Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA: CLASS IS IN SESSION! We have gathered teens from across this mighty country to compete in a competition that will make them face the toughest challenge in their life… HIGH SCHOOL! I know, I know, marvelous idea-
Chef: I came up with that!
Chris: Moving on. Now this is a special episode of the show where we will let the viewers get an exclusive look at the cast list for this upcoming season. We'll be taking a look at some behind the scenes footage of contestants as they await to learn that they have been admitted into the competition. Blaineley is there at the Total Drama studio with thirty-two contestants, and she will reveal the sixteen who will be moving on to the competition.
Blaineley: That's right Chris. I'm quite far from the set, broadcasting to you all live! Around me are the thirty-two hopefuls for this season of Total Drama but only half of them will make it in. Let's see who the first lucky contestant will be… and it's…..NEVI!
Nevi: WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blaineley: Now Nev-
Nevi: WAHOOOOOOOOO!
Blaineley: I have to interv-
Nevi: WAHOOOOOOO!
Blaineley: Well we can tell that she's excited to be on the show.
Graham: No, she's been doing that all day.
Chris: Yes, Blaineley, that's Nevi, "The Sugar Rush." That girl has a special relationship with candy. It makes her bounce off the walls!
Nevi: [Talking very fast] Now I wouldn't really say bounce, more like hop along the walls and just move in the specific trajectory, no angle, is there a difference between trajectory and angle? Am I saying trajectory right? What is this on the floor? What is-
Blaineley: Okay, that's enough of you. It's to announce our second contestant that has been admitted which is… STEVEN!
Jody, Porsha, and Rayna: Huh… he's so dreamy!
Elsa and Trinity: Ew. [Glances at each other in approval] I like you.
Steven: I am truly honored.
Elsa: I am truly disgusted.
Steven: Someone's upset that they didn't make the cut.
Jody: Yea, don't let her get to you Steven… you're great.
Elsa: Seriously..?
Jody: I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!
Chris: That there's Steven, "The Teen Heartthrob," capturing the hearts of millions with his soulful voice. So humble, starting off with nothing but a youtube audience, but from there becoming a star, enchanting us all with his beautiful-
Blaineley: Sorry to ruin your fangasm Chris, but we have a reality show that we need to get back to. The third admitted contestant is… RAYNA!
Rayna: That's what I'm talking about! OH YEA! HIGH FIVE GUYS!
Nevi: [High fiving Rayna] Woohoo!
Porsha: [High fiving Rayna] You go girl!
Estaban: [High fiving Rayna] Get it' Honey!
Marie: [Focusing closely on her book while Rayna awkwardly sticks her hand in Marie's face] ..I rather not.
Rayna: [Unfazed by Marie's stern scolding] Thanks Blaineley!
Chris: That's Rayna, "The Life of the Party." She's a great, fun-loving, people-loving, wonderful girl… and I can't wait to see her break after this season, MWAHAHAHA!
Chef: Ummm… Chris?
Chris: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Blaineley: Well, while Chris has his moment, let's introduce our fourth contestant which is…..ELI! I said, ELI! ELI! Hey big guy, with the eye patch, yea, you scary looking biker guy, YOU'RE IN! SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASM!
Eli: [Looking out the window] The sun's setting right now. You ever take time to appreciate something like this.
Rayna: [Jumping over Eli's shoulder to look out window] Oooh pretty.
Blaineley: You're all hopeless!
Chris: Well here's Eli, "The Gentle Giant," wait the gentle giant? Ummmm I thought you were a bad guy that did some dangerous stuff… I could've sworn I had a paper here that said something about him being a-
Eli: Chris… sometimes we have to learn to let go.
Rayna: So poetic!
Blaineley: Now for our fifth admitted contestant we have…..JENNA!
Jenna: Wait… really?!
Chrs: Yes, that's Jenna, "The Tenacious Titan!"
Jenna: I still can't believe you guys chose me.
Chris: Every season needs a contestant that has been to prison!
Porsha: Gasp [She literally says gasp]
Jenna: I haven't actually been to prison, this is a misunderstanding, did you read my entire application?
Chris: The first line was good enough for me.
Jenna: No, no, no. You don't understand, I worked for a pri-
Mayhem: Did ya stab a guy?
Jenna: No I didn't stab a guy!
Mayhem: Did ya stab a girl?
Jenna: No, wait, this is insane!
Mayhem: [To Josh] She totally stabbed a guy.
Josh: And she's a terrible liar. You can see all the guilt on her face.
Blaineley: Our sixth admitted contestant will be ….. JOSH!
Josh: That's great! I feel like a million bucks already!
Chris: Josh here is our, "Tragic Comedian-"
Josh: Not as tragic as those wrinkles, you might as well sleep in a casket at this point, clock's ticking Chris!
Chris: You little twerp! Can we pick somebody else?!
Blaineley: Nope. Moving on to our 7th admitted contestant, it's….MARIE!
Marie: How wonderful….
Chris: Sorry the little nerd Marie is "The Bookworm," and poor little geek ahtes to have her reading disturbed.
Marie: I'm reading a book called, How to Turn Everyday items into a Semi-Automatic. Chris… you think this book might come in handy?
Chris: [Gulps]
Chef: Hahaha! I like this one.
Blaineley: The eighth contestant to be admitted is…AJ! Now little AJ here got his voicebox messed up in this really bad accident, so he has to speak through this little tiny machine that doesn't even work all that well.
AJ: ACTUALLY I FIND THAT THE MACHINE THAT REGISTERS MY THOUGHTS INTO SOUNDS WORKS REMARKABLY. I CAN COMMUNICATE JUST FINE!
Blaineley: He's so inspiring. He has so much hope, even though he sounds like a mindless robot. Doomed to never even walk again.
AJ: I CAN ACTUALLY WALK PERFECTLY FINE. YOUR INFORMATION SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY FLAWED.
Chris: AJ here is "The Detroit Daredevil," and this little guy may be small in stature, but he claims to be able to parkour anything. Too bad his legs are completely broken, preventing him from jumping from building to building, all because of one parkouring mistake! Fade lights to black.
AJ: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY LEGS ARE FINE AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO A PARKOURING ACCIDENT! THE ACCIDENT WAS COMPLETELY UNRELATED.
Blaineley: The ninth admitted contestant is… ELSA!
Steven: Awww, look who made the cut. Good for you.
Elsa: Don't patronize me jerk!
Porsha: Now is that anyway to talk to the great, STEVEN ORLAND! Like, who do you think you are?!
Josh: Rowr, catfight!
Chris: Elsa, "The Daring Vocalist," you all may know her better as Kayla Storm, lead snger of the Storm Troopers!
Porsha: OH MY GOD, IT'S THEEE KAYLA STORM!
Trinity: She can't possibly be serious…
Elsa: Yes, Kayla Storm is my stagename. But I'd like to just be Elsa during this competition.
Calvin: I'm still kinda lost… whose Kayla Storm again?
Josh: The Elsa chick that is constantly arguing with Steven Orland.
Calvin: Oh, ok.
Blaineley: Now for our tenth admitted contestant….. DRE!
Dre: AYYYE WASSUP Y'ALL!
Blaineley: This hunk of a man is the bad boy this show needs. Tall, dark, handsome, and edgy.
Dre: Thank ya, thank ya. I appreciate that ma! But I don't really consider myself a bad boy
Chris: Correct, Dre is our "Goody2Shoes." He has a full ride to a great school for his amazing talents.
Rayna: Oooh what sport do you play, basketball?
Dre: I wish! I suck at basketball.
Chris: Dre here has an academic scholarship for Harvard for his amazing talents regarding scientific experiments.
Dre: My plan is to eventually become an astronaut, it's gone be sick y'all!
Rayna: He's still super dreamy though!
Dre: Oh and sorry ma, I'm gay.
Rayna: Why does this always happens to me…
Josh: Wait, getting rejected by a gay guy is a common thing for you?
Blaineley: Our eleventh contestant to make the cut is….. MARINA!
Marina: Oh thank my lucky stars! I can't believe it! I actually made it on!
Chris: Marina is "The Makeshift Magician" her magic act is said to dazzle millions!
Marina: Wait.. really?!
Chris: No.
Marina: Oh…. Hey Blaineley, can I show the viewers a quick magic trick?
Blaineley: No.
Marina: Oh.
Blaineley: It's started to get interesting. Look at the nerves on these aspiring contestants as we begin to get down to the wire. The twelfth admitted contestant is….. OLIVER!
Oliver: No, no, no, I really don't want to be a part of this show. No, ym friend put me up to all this, please don't make me do it.
Chris: That's what makes you perfect. Oliver here is "The Shy Guy" and this show's gonna help him come out of his shell.
Oliver: No, no, no. I like my shell. It's safe, it's warm, please no.
Chris: That's the spirit Oliver, I'm sure you'll knock em dead!
Blaineley: Two female spots left. The thirteenth contestant being admitted is…..TRINITY!
Trinity: It's about time you called my name.
Chris: At the age of seventeen, she's already a professional model. She learned how to drive a motorcycle before a car. And she has a black belt in Taekwondo.
Trinity: Just call me, "The Badasss Barbie."
Chris: Actually, that's not the name we really picked for you-
Trinity: I know, but I'm sure it was gonna be something lame like, the Femme Fatale or some shit.
Blaineley: Hey, I picked that!
Trinity: I hope this is the only episode you're going to be a part of.
Blaineley: You don't know anything!
Nevi: Where's the popcorn when you need it.
Esteban: Yea, she's digging into her like nobody's business.
Blaineley: HMPH! Anyways, the fourteenth contestant to be admitted is…CALVIN!
Calvin: YAAAAAAY! I'm going to draw a Manga of this very moment.
Chris: That's entirely unlikely. Calvin here is "The Manga Maniac," an aspiring manga artist and writer, but his brain is so discombobulated that he can never finish a story once he starts creating a character.
Calvin: You don't know that. I'll be great, you here me!?
Chris: No.. because you're short.
Blaineley: Now let's get back to the real dramatics! Only one female spot left…. And it's…between Porsha and Jody!
Porsha: What, I'm up against this loser! And I was worried, HA!
Jody: …Well, at least I tried.
Josh: So is this the part where the adorable loser triumphs over her bullies and tormentors, and you announce Jody as the fifteenth contestant?
Blaineley: No. Porsha gets in, Jody's out.
Jody: I knew it…
Chris: Wait, Blaineley, stop that freak! Look at that pathetic little face, and those chubby ankles, and oh my god, that chin, I can't tell if she has a neck or not!
Jody: Okay… I get it!
Chris: We have to let her in. Every show needs its own "Easy Target." Blaineley we got our girl.
Porsha: But what about me?
Marie: [Peeking from her book] What about you?
Jody: So I'm in!
Blaineley: Sure fatty, why not.
Jody: YESSS! I promise I won't let you down!
Blaineley: Too late.
Rayna: Oh that's cold. Well I for one am excited to have you on the show with me.
Blaineley: It's time to reveal the final contestant. It is between our fabulous prince Esteban, and the maniacal Mayhem? Our final contestant is …..MAYHEM!
Mayhem: YESSSSSSS! WOOT! WOOT! IN YOUR FACE QUEER!
Dre: What?
Mayhem: Oh shit… bro, I didn't mean it like that.
Josh: Way to ruin a moment, dufus.
AJ: HOMOPHOBIA IS NEVER OKAY.
Marina: I should use one of my spells to whisk you away!
Mayhem: Guys wait, I really-
Elsa: I think you've said enough.
Chris: Mayhem, "The Black Sheep," kinda makes a lot of sense now. But what can I say, Mayhem is bringing the drama early!
Blaineley: Chris there you have it, your sixteen contestants for-
Chris: TOTAL DRAMA: CLASS IS IN SESSION!
Blaineley: Let's take a look at those contestants one more time!
Nevi "The Sugar Rush" by OppsieDasi
Jenna "The Tenacious Titan" by Mostawesomefanoftvshows
Marina "The Makeshift Magician" by Totsalu
Elsa "The Daring Vocalist" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart
Jody "The Easy Target" by TechniqueFantasy
Trinity "The Badass Barbie" by LiquidJollyRancherz
Marie "The Bookworm" by Andro02
Rayna "The Life of the Party" by TheDaffodilQueen
Steven "The Teen Heartthrob" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart
AJ "The Detroit Daredevil" by Zorbo678
Eli "The Gentle Giant" by Falcon56
Dre "The Goody2Shoes" by Gayy4Animee
Oliver "The Shy Guy" by Pokerox27
Calvin "The Manga Maniac" by Totsalu
Mayhem "The Black Sheep" by Linkonpark100
Josh "The Tragic Comedian" by Meowth's Toon Dragon
-Thanks for viewing the first episode guys. The games really get started in the next episode. But remember I side this season will have gameplay impacted by the viewers. This is your first chance to throw a twist into the game, please vote for which character you want to receive a 'Saved by the Bell,' it is a hidden trinket that a character can use to stop themselves from getting voted off. It's like a second chance gift, and you get to vote on who gets it. You can vote for up to three people, or one person three times, through either pm or review. The biggest rule is that you cannot vote for an o.c you created at all! Enjoy and watch out for next episode!-