-1(Disclaimer: I DO not own Invader Zim or Disney or Disney Characters, or Johnny) ( A/n: I just wanted to try my hand at funny. This is one of my more formal attempts at humor so if you hate it, please forgive me, if you like it then enjoy, if you love it then I love you. (She gives a creepy smile that makes you back away slowly) PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim Riding the It's a Small World ride at Disney.
"Come on! The ride! It's calling me!" Gir pulled his master Zim along to the It's a Small World line.
"But Gir, the line is much to long and filled with filthy humans." Zim looked at the people standing in askance.
"Oh please! Please! Please!" Gir started crying which was drawing attention.
"All right Gir! All right! Just stop crying! You're starting to draw attention!" A crowd was starting to form around the aliens.
"Yay!" Gir ran with his dog suit paws in the air.
Zim walked into the line and stared at the shaped lawn bushes carefully. He then eyed the wooded castle that made up the scenery of the ride. 'What strange decorations. First, they have giant mice walking around giving hugs to the stinky babies, then they have birds of inferior quality that sing, and now plants that grow in the shape of cows. Finally! The line is moving!' They took one step closer to the beginning of the ride.
After about a half hour of waiting in the sun, it was Zim and Gir's turn.
"Yay! We're gonna see Bambi!" Gir clapped in delight as he took his seat in the boat.
Zim stood paralyzed in front of the gate. The water moved and swayed and twinkled in the sunlight. The boat rocked as the water moved along.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZIM WILL NOT GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE WATER NEVER!!!!!!!" And with that, Zim spun around and bumped into the crowd of people behind him.
Just then, MICKEY MOUSE himself came up to Zim. "Aww… What's the matter little boy or girl? Don't you like MICKEY MOUSE's magic land of magical magic? It's the most magical place on earth!" He held Zim and posed for a picture from an employee with face braces to keep his smile from cracking. "Smile!" He said and flash came out of the camera.
"NO!" Zim held his eyes as the camera's flash blinded him. Mickey took his chance and shoved Zim into the boat.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Zim's screams could be heard as the boat descended into the darkness of the castle.
"It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small, world! It's a world of love, it's a world of tears, it's a world of happiness, it's a world of fears." Small mechanical midgets sang from atop painted hills and mountains. Zim soon forgot all about his fear of the water and couldn't keep his fright filled eyes off the singing, height challenged robots.
'What type of strange species of humans are these? They're just standing there singing and singing and singing! What is wrong with them? What is that boy doing to that poor llama? Is that there supposed to be a female of male? Oh the horror! The unspeakable horror!" He shook his head in despair.
There was puppets everywhere, all of them were busy with their own little task, but each was singing and staring at the viewer without emotion. Some rode on bikes and others danced to the tune and continued to sing. "I'm surrounded."
Zim looked around. Everywhere he looked there was another singing, dancing robot, with eyes that penetrated his Irken soul to the deepest core. 'What is it they want? Why do they sing. They should just ask for the object they seek! There are so many! What if they are invaders as well? They clearly have me outnumbered!' He looked at Gir and found that the little robot was already being brainwashed by the song and was singing along with them.
'So that is how they are planning their invasion! Brainwashing! Why didn't I think of that? First the germs, then the bees and now them!'
"This won't work midget invaders! No matter how many of you there are the armada will have double the warriors!" Zim was hyperventilating now and looking around anxiously. 'So many,' Zim thought, 'So many!'
The boat now entered a large place that was painted blue from top to bottom. Sea weed was moving around in a wave like motion. Mermaids were floating everywhere. "Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Water!!!!!!!!" Zim was backing up into the other vacant seats. "AHHHH!!!!!!!" He started to squirm around as if on fire. After a while, he stopped and realized that he was fine. "Eh?" He said, startled. 'I'm alright? How is this so? Hmm.. This all seems to be an illusion. So the heightless invaders can affect the mind's as well? But, if there is no water, how are they floating?' Zim gasped in shock realization. 'They can levitate! Along with causing madness to the brain! These invaders seem a worthy threat!'
They were entering the Asian part of the ride, but first they passed the Egyptian queen. 'So they are treated as royalty by the humans! They have power…' He looked around and saw the robots with narrowed eyes. 'They have different types of invaders as well? Perhaps they have warriors, and rulers like the Irkens. I must find their leader.'
"Shortened enemies! Take me to your leader!" Zim stood on the moving boat and fell back with a thump. The stunted singers responded with a, "It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all." Only in Chinese.
"I do not understand your language! I only speak English and Irken! Do not mock ZIM!!!!!!" Zim held his fist in a defiant way towards the group.
The boat went into the next section of the ride, which was the Alps. Pure white was everywhere. The dolls sang in English only with a heavy accent. "This is somewhat better." Zim continued to question the dolls but received the same song in response.
The boat passed the Hispanic part of the ride, the song was sung in Spanish which irritated Zim. "Answer meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs but received nothing back.
"So many, there are so many! How am I to defeat them? The Tallest will be informed immediately. That is, if I get out alive… What is there weakness? Why have I never seen them before? It's a small world after all… Oh no! It's getting to me! THINK ZIM THINK!" He looked up and saw an invader pass by in a unicycle on top of a thread. 'Amazing balance. So they have super abilties as well? Let's see… Super mental powers, levitation skills, super abilities, different languages, a large population, and power over the earthlings.'
"For the last time! ZIM asks you, who is your leader?!!!!!!!!" He stood and glared defiantly at the closest puppet. The ride was ending, and a speaker over the puppet announced, "Don't forget to see MICKEY MOUSE at the parade that starts in 5 minutes! We hope you have happy experience at Disneyland!"
Zim stood, awestruck by the speaker and grinned evilly.
The ride ended, so Zim and Gir got off. "Can we go on Pirates of the Caribbean next master? They added Johnny and I'm so excited! Please? Please?" Gir had a tear already welling under his eye.
"In a minute Gir! I have a mouse to find." Zim looked around and spotted the legendary mouse. Once his target was locked, he said, "You are tall Mickey Mouse but clearly no match for Invader ZIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( A/N: This was pretty fun. Now, I command thee to review. Now…Now….Now? Later? Wait, no, please no, don't press the back button! Come back!
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