Okay, I was struck with brilliance when I was doing homework. Strange, isn't it, what Pre Algebra can do to your brain? -hollowstrawberry1515
"Hey Allen," Lavi said as he sat down next to Allen Walker in the cafeteria. "Wanna make a bet?"
Allen, mouth full of rice, said, "Uh, I dunno Lavi…What's it this time?" He was suspicious. Most of Lavi's dares included someone getting hurt (Allen) or someone's pride getting wounded (Kanda).
Lavi grinned wolfishly. "You have to accept my dare in order to find out." He leaned forward in anticipation.
Allen set the now-empty rice bowl to the side. "What do I benefit from?" He asked wisely, picking up a bowl of noodles. Lavi merely shook his head, still grinning.
"Ya gotta find out! So do we have a deal?" He stuck out his hand. Allen eyed it warily.
"I suppose…" He took Lavi's hand. Lavi had an ear to ear grin on his face. Allen realized something.
"Wait, what if I decide I don't like this bet, and don't do it?" And oh, *dramatic music* Dark Lavi came out.
"Go back on the bet? Oh no, you wouldn't think of doing that. I'd make your life Hell." Imaginary lighting crackled and thunder rumbled around Lavi's head in Allen's mind theater. "H-how?" Allen stuttered.
"I'll show everyone that gay porn I found in your room." Lavi said simply, dusting invisible lint off his jacket.
"WHAT?!" Allen nearly fell of his chair. "But I don't have stuff like that!"
Dark Lavi's eyes narrowed. "Everyone else doesn't know that." Dark Lavi grinned.
Oh, shit. Ooooh, shit! I'm dead! This dare must be really "good"! Thought Allen, fanning himself nervously.
"Now," said Lavi, getting back to business. "The dare is simple. Kiss Kanda."
Now Allen really did fall out of his chair. "Are you joking?! Kissing Kanda is like kissing…" He couldn't think of anything as horrendous as kissing the demon slayer. "He'll rip my arm off with Mugen! No, with his bare hands! Then he'll chop me into little pieces!" Allen continued ranting on in his pessimistic way, while Lavi noticed something.
He didn't mention gender…Maybe Allen really is gay! Hmm…
"Just soften him up, Moyashi." said Lavi, distracted. Allen turned on him. "Don't call me Moyashi!"
Then a light bulb went on in Lavi's head. "But Allen, Kanda already seems to like you."
Allen looked at Lavi as if he had just announced he was getting married to Lenalee. Impossible.
"How'd you come to that conclusion, Baka Usagi?!" Allen scoffed. Lavi ignored his tone.
"Well, if he had no feelings for you, why does he call you by nicknames? And every time you guys see each other, you fight." Allen was stuttering to find answers to these questions. Lavi continued:
"Sounds like a lovers' quarrel to me~!" He sang. Allen turned red. Lavi's mouth slowly curved upward as Allen got more and more flustered. Kinda cute.
Now that Lavi had planted the seeds into Allen's head, all he needed to do was wait for the beautiful flower to sprout. Leaving Allen to wonder about Kanda, Lavi left the cafeteria with a smirk.
"My job is done here." He muttered.