1 The Naruto Tourture Hour!

Hey guys! It's me Dalton! Just call me D for short!

Naruto: We all know that.

Me: Well I gotta let the readers know! God, you're annoying.

Itachi: Just tell us why were here already.

Sasuke: Hn...

Naruto: I'm hungry...can we leave?

Me: No, I need you guys for a fic. A tourture fic!

Sai: NOOOOO!!!!! WHY MUST THE GOOD BE TOURTURED SO!??!

Sakura: Because the company let's people write stuff like this.

Kakashi: As long as I can read Make-out Paradise I'm fine. starts reading.

Me: Well I'll have to demonstrate how to do this. You send in a reveiw telling us you're tourtures, and well do the tourtures, like this.

Hi! I'm insert name hear. screen name and I have some tourtures.

Sakura has to watch Sasuke getting stabbed over and over again.

Neji has to cut his beutiful long hair.

Tenten can't use weapons.

Kisame has to watch his samehada get blended in the blender.

Well that's all I got, see ya later!

Me: And then we do the tourtures starting with the first one.

Sasuke: hanging on a wall Oh God...why does this always happen to me?

Sakura: Nooooo!!! Sasuke!

Me: stabbing sasuke MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Nnow this is fun!

About 72 hours later.

Me: Ok on to the next one!

Neji: But I don't wan't to!

Me: Hey, if you don't then I will! Pulls out chain saw

after 30 minutes of blood hurtling screams.

Neji: whimpering My beutiful hair... WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Me: Ok, Tenten, give me you're weapons.

Tenten: sniff Ok...good bye my babys...WaAaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!

Me: Wow, theres a lot of crying today huh?

Kisame: No! I won't let you hurt Samehada! He's my best freind!

Me: Kisame I'll have a smith dude fix it. So just give me the darned thing!

Kisame: Ok...

Me: drops Samehada in a very big blender. Now let's press destroy annnddd...

Kisame: Being emo in corner with Sasuke and Itachi

Me: sweatdrops well that's how you do it, so please send in reveiws! If you do now you'll get a free pet monkey that does you're homework for you. So reveiw now!!!

Please reveiw if you don't then the poor little peoples of Konoha will have nothing to read. So please, reveiw.