The One With the Birth:

Well here it is, the second and last story to carry on from The One Thats Ten Years on. I hope you enjoy it.

Chapter 1

"If I were a boy" Chandler sung as he stood over the stove

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING" Monica yelled out as she ran out of the bedroom only partially clothed

"Cooking, breakfast in bed, for you my sweetums" Chandler said as he leaned over to kiss his wife.

"Er, No, what your doing is called ruining a recipe, now get outta the way" Monica said as she motioned Chandler to the living room "If you wanna be useful, go and get the others"

"Fine" Chandler said with a sigh as he turned to the other door in the apartment "RACHEL, ROSS"

As a dishevelled and tired looking Rachel pulled the door open violently Chandler opened the front door and yelled again "JOEY, PHEEBS"

As Monica cleaned the plates from an early morning breakfast, Joey and Phoebe carried on their story about their trip to London, they had only got back late the night before.

"And yer, we got to the airport, and that's where the guy who I had been seeing all over, finally appeared close enough, really close, it was Richard" Joey completed

"Noooo" Rachel breathed

Monica carried on ignoring what was going on and cleaned dishes.

"Yer, then Emily came out of the crowd, jumped on him, de-armed him, and that was the end of it" Phoebe explained

"Oh my god!" Ross exclaimed

"I know" Phoebe said with a slight smile

"How are the babies Phoebe" Monica asked, changing the subject

"Fine, I probably shouldn't of gone to England at 6 months gone, My doctor told me not to" Phoebe said

"Well what did you say?"

"The lady at the desk asked me when the baby was due, I said what baby"

"Bu-" Rachel began

"I lied" Phoebe laughed

There was a few minutes silence before Monica decided to start another conversation

"So, what's everyone doing today?" she asked as she sat down next to Chandler.

"Me and Ross are gonna go see the kids, apparently Emma has her first boyfriend"

"Wow, shes nearly 16?" Phoebe asked

"Yes, she is" Ross turned around

"Oh don't mind him, he's getting all defensive" Rachel laughed off

"I hope my kids are ok, I mean we're not young anymore" Phoebe said stroking her stomach

"Why would you say that? We're not getting old" Joey began to sob

"Its gonna be fine Pheebs, we're all here for you"

"Good" Phoebe smiled and kissed Joey

The phone began to ring and Monica beat everyone to it

"Hello, Monica speaking" She said as she walked to the kitchen

The others turned to look at her as she continued to stare at the floor

"Oh my god" Monica breathed "Well our building, it can't be broken into, you have to sort it out"

She clicked the button on the phone and began to cry as she looked to the others

"They deported Richard back here..." Monica sobbed as Chandler comforted her "...He escaped at the airport"