This would be the first in a series of fics based off of BrytheWolf's Birthday Fun challenge on deviantART. Since today is October eighth, I'm going to post my first of these fics for Bianchi.
The next will be posted on October 10th for Xanxus.
I do not own KHR or anything related to it.
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It was Bianchi's fifth birthday, and she was happier than she could have been on any other birthday. It wasn't because her parents had finally gotten her that pink bike she wanted, or because her cake was her favorite (strawberry) flavor, or even because she was going to have all her best friends over for an awesome party later.
It was because she had now found her favorite way to bother her four-month-old baby brother, Hayato.
She stood in front of baby Hayato's cradle, hunched over to see his face, and smiled mischievously at him before crossing her eyes. At once, the infant whined like a kicked dog.
She uncrossed her eyes and stared at him intently, evilly, to which he reacted by silencing himself.
She chuckled to herself. This kid was sure fun to mess with! Bianchi rolled both her eyes toward the center of her face again, earning another high-pitched wince from Hayato. She kept it like this for a little longer and almost started him on a full-out cry.
When she got back into a regular expression, she felt a little dizzy. She made a twisted face, and Hayato giggled at it, taking him out of the close-to-crying fit.
And then he crossed his own eyes.
Bianchi and baby Hayato both laughed. He looked so silly! Especially when one of his eyes slowly rolled back into forward focus and the other did not.
Then she went cross-eyed, and he went back to normal, and he laughed at her.
And all Bianchi could think was, "Damn, now I need to figure out another way to bother him."